Eric George retweeted
sales: “hey when is that new feature coming?”
eng: “about 5 weeks give or take”
sales: “I told our most important customer it’ll be ready next week”
Eric George retweeted
ask ur significant others if they would queue for nine hours to see your coffin and depending on their answer, start an argument x
Eric George retweeted
Ok here's a technical breakdown of why the “@Dyson Zone™ Air-Purifying Headphones” aka. the Snot Cannon aka. the Wearable SuperSpreader Event is such a staggeringly bad idea and a significant danger to public health if it is allowed to be sold.
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Eric George retweeted
The pope is calling people selfish for not having kids?
Are the priests running out of victims?
Eric George retweeted
The Conservative and Labour front benches are in a competition to see who can come up with the most idiotic drug policy to pander to an audience of reactionaries who are genuinely convinced that outside every school lurks an army of dealers trying to sell crack to 5 year olds.
The first parody I saw of 2021 in review turned out to just be an actual screenshot. I feel sorry for whoever had to work on that garbage
How about you do that on cars while you're at it!? Y'all know how heavy and dangerous those bastards are?
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