Bike user, maker of stuff, watcher of cat videos. I don't like crumbs

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Eric George retweeted
sales: “hey when is that new feature coming?” eng: “about 5 weeks give or take” sales: “I told our most important customer it’ll be ready next week”
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if the sky isn't doing dry january, then neither am i
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The Conservative Party: putting the N into cuts since 1834.
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ask ur significant others if they would queue for nine hours to see your coffin and depending on their answer, start an argument x
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"Are you beach-body ready?"
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Conversations with friends, and the Purple Train– thanks May!!
"...which kicks off virtually on..." let me just stop you there
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needed that 🏝
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Ok here's a technical breakdown of why the “@Dyson Zone™ Air-Purifying Headphones” aka. the Snot Cannon aka. the Wearable SuperSpreader Event is such a staggeringly bad idea and a significant danger to public health if it is allowed to be sold. 🧵
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The pope is calling people selfish for not having kids? Are the priests running out of victims?
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whatsapp feature idea: opt out of voice messages
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Shit advent calendar this year. Will anyone make it to 24?
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Eric George retweeted
The Conservative and Labour front benches are in a competition to see who can come up with the most idiotic drug policy to pander to an audience of reactionaries who are genuinely convinced that outside every school lurks an army of dealers trying to sell crack to 5 year olds.
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The first parody I saw of 2021 in review turned out to just be an actual screenshot. I feel sorry for whoever had to work on that garbage
why does spotify talk like this?
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Fucking hell Google
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