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@ephilly_

handclap enthusiast. ▧ married to @juyyles ▧ my songs are streaming everywhere — find ‘em here ↓↓↓

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The incoming weather coupled with the normal recycling bin capacity issues associated with Christmas has got me running at dad alert level 9.5
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savanna@sav_oneal26 Jul 2022
We’re thankful to be safe. Please share ❤️ gofund.me/5dbe1608
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It’s my funeral and a man sets several pieces of candy on my casket and walks away as the casket is lowered. My daughter runs after him. “Who are you? Did you know my father?” She asks. The man smiles. “I’m Dave from Sweetwater,” he replies. “I knew him all too well.”
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@ClickHole3 May 2022
Let's fix this right here and now.
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KG@kglillian1 Apr 2022
Happy Friday - the official music video for my new single Feel Like Me by @alanshawgo is out now! Watch below: youtu.be/JUc7C__IFa0
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savanna@sav_oneal5 Mar 2022
Just saw an Instagram post that said “your children are not ‘making you crazy.’ Your children are ~revealing your sin~” What?? What?? Is having a physical need to rest sin? Is needing alone time a sin? Is needing time alone with my spouse a sin?
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February is the worst month of the year and this man is wonderful xitter.cf/_lil_i_am/status/14885…
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no one who started keto over 5 years ago is alive today
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Ordering cold brew // they give you iced coffee
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@TheOnion28 Nov 2021
Google Announces Most Searched Term Of Year Is Once Again ‘Nervous Breakdown Hate Life Hate Job How To Get New Life’ bit.ly/3kZOfdg
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This is sick, check this dude out!
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everyone walking around half vaccinated
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Me getting dressed to go to work when there’s an 8 year old YouTuber that made $26 million this year
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Chad talks about #BecomingWhoWeAre + Get our album for just $5! @amazonmusic youtu.be/kUhIicaVQbI
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Finding out @noahgundersen released a new album is like opening a really sad Christmas present.
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@ClickHole28 Nov 2014
Tired from all of that Thanksgiving partying? That's not why you are yawning clickhole.com/r/1208tsd
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@ClickHole29 Nov 2014
One Story Told Week By Week: Could ‘Suits’ Be The Next ‘Serial’? clickhole.com/r/1456tsd
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"The sun'll come out tomorrow" - The sun's mom to his friend, because the sun is in trouble
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Happy Birthday to C. S. Lewis - born 116 years ago today. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C._S._… – at United Kingdom

C. S. Lewis - Wikipedia

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