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e. philly

@ephilly_

handclap enthusiast. ▧ married to @juyyles ▧ my songs are streaming everywhere — find ‘em here ↓↓↓

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Joined July 2009
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keep waking up.
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#cliqueart @twentyonepilots @blurryface
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hey @tylerrjoseph can you shine a light on this lyric? just hungry or?
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my first attempt at #cliqueart @tylerrjoseph @twentyonepilots @blurryface @KEONSEAST
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we need a @Ticketmaster boycott like yesterday.
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no but i really do. he just wants a big ol hug
Wow Terrifying (@RikeshK28597982) profile pictureWow Terrifying@RikeshK2859798216 Apr 2023
Good luck trying to out run a bear! You really don't want to see this running towards you. 😱 xitter.cf/TheScaryNature/status/…
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every year around this time i’m reminded of the last time i went to get an eye exam in March 2020. i made so many jokes about how “my vision is 2020 too—this must be my year!” and then the rest of March happened.
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why is brandon holding the family puke bowl
President Biden Archived (@POTUS46Archive) profile picturePresident Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive25 Dec 2022
Just a few finishing touches! Hope you and your loved ones are having a great Christmas Eve.
President Biden and the First Lady put the finishing touches on their Christmas tree.

ALT President Biden and the First Lady put the finishing touches on their Christmas tree.

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my wife just gave me the most incredible handmade early christmas present. #ITYSL
A magnet that says “In this house, we believe people CAN change, One person cannot eat all the fully loaded nachos, you can’t skip lunch, triples are safe, you gotta give, the skeletons came to life, after 10PM you can say whatever the hell you want”

ALT A magnet that says “In this house, we believe people CAN change, One person cannot eat all the fully loaded nachos, you can’t skip lunch, triples are safe, you gotta give, the skeletons came to life, after 10PM you can say whatever the hell you want”

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The incoming weather coupled with the normal recycling bin capacity issues associated with Christmas has got me running at dad alert level 9.5
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*go bankrupt* this holiday season at Panera™!
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it’s giving…tuesday
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stores that don’t accept tap to pay 🤡
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if twitter goes down for good i’m going back to foursquare so i can be the mayor of various places around town again
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your?? YOUR??!!
a screenshot from the tiktok app wherein the incorrect “your” is used instead of “you’re”

ALT a screenshot from the tiktok app wherein the incorrect “your” is used instead of “you’re”

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camping update: i just hissed at a squirrel
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y’all ever realize elmo’s pronouns are just elmo/elmo
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“i wish i could buy miss rachel a house” - my wife, expressing her gratitude @MsRachelAccurso
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if a tree falls in a forest and i have noise cancelling headphones on, does it still crush me alive
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 28 Jul 2009 (via @twi_age).
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