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Re-liked. AGAIN.
Second time today.
I'm not going to change my mind on this, @Twitter. Stop nicking my like.
Dress however you please.
Call yourself whatever you like.
Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you.
Live your best life in peace and security.
But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real?
#IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill
I repeat:
Zarah Sultana is not only a racist she's an awful constituency MP and was only ever elected because a Donkey could stand in Coventry South and would be elected if it had a red rosette on.
Hmmm. I've just done a bit of blurb about me for the potential new investors my work is trying to attract and bloody hell I actually sound like a competent professional person.
And actually none of it is lies.
Shooketh.
Now I KNOW that Rachel was taught to read the whole article/question and apply critical thinking at school...because I was there (and unlike her was hardly paying attention)
The books are not banned. The publisher is unwilling to finance a prodcribed organisation
First they banned the books...
theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
When I worked as a legal secretary a million years ago, one lawyer would always start his dictation of file notes with "This arises as a result of:"
(Then a telephone call/letter/file review/whatever).
One secretary did not realise this and so typed "Psoriasis as a result of"
Miss7 has just asked us a question about the appendix (and its purpose)
MrE has pretty much answered that.
Now I want to know - when talking about the body part, how does it pluralise?
We are now split: appendixes or appendices? (My bloody annoyingness says appendipodes)
Aaargh!
Bought a fair bit of stuff on @AmazonUK on Prime Day (including Miss7's birthday present for next month). Chose Saturday delivery.
Tell me, O Great @AmazonHelp , why was one thing delivered on Wednesday, two attempted yesterday
Current status: In a @premierinn watching #Traitors
Got here just in time for the start. Excellent.
Oh for fucking fucks sakes. It's obviously one of those weeks.
Dishwasher died Monday. New one ordered today, coming Saturday because absolutely fuck washing up.
Serving dinner tonight? Air fryer dies.
One more appliance? Come on, I'm ready for you...
8 week fat jab update: total weight lost 9.3 kg (20.5 lbs).
Amount saved on snacks - probably a million pounds (think I've eaten 5 bags of crisps in the last two months, absolutely unheard of).
Food noise pretty much gone - am now feeling some hunger when I wake up but that's what breakfast is for! Meals are still a lot smaller and I can still stop after a couple of biscuits.
17 years ago, there was a cute bloke with twinkly eyes in a funny T shirt in IKEA.
14 years ago, there was an excellent shindig. With swords. And rampaging children who are now all Actual Adult People...
You'd get less for murder. Although I'm not sure it'd be as much fun.
If your feed is full of white, round, friendly, fairy-tale trolls that look like small hippopotamuses, you're moominscrolling
Fat jab update, week whatever (7? 8? Something like that anyway).
Total weight lost 8.1 kg (17.8 lbs)
Food noise still drastically reduced. I think I've eaten 3 bags of crisps since I started on it. Can also eat 2 biscuits (and be happy) rather than a whole pack.
I feel like a traitor to my City of Origin.
Despite owning c150 Cash's name tapes and swearing back in July that I'd do little and often so it wasn't the weekend before school with everything unlabelled, here we are.