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Emily

@emskizz

Can I pet your dog?

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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On days when I need a break from the life/world, I put myself here.
Emily (@emskizz) profile pictureEmily@emskizz6 Sep 2021
This about sums it up @Dsummer
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"They should replace the spectra tower with a statue of T Pain. Just as tall, if not taller."-@emskizz
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My daughter is going to be so pissed when I name her Freddie Freeman
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It’s perfect. Absolutely perfect.
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That one was for Fernando.
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10/10 no notes @Vikings 🤝
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Skip Schumaker asked if he's walking Shohei "F*ck that"
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When he said they’re giving migrants sex changes I nearly spit out my dog
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Right into the subtitle hall of fame
Image from B.W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin)
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Anyone who has anything other than kind words for Gus Walz will prove the point that they’re the bad guys. Because if you see that love, and your reaction is hate, you’re a small person with an evil heart. #TeamGus
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genuinely very happy for everyone who has enjoyed deadpool and wolverine, but i have never in my life been more sure that i will be watching a movie on a plane
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Telenovela ass month in American politics
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Wes Anderson not showing up to accept his first Oscar vs. Diane Warren showing up to lose all 15 of hers. both legendary behavior.
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i miss tom wambsgans like he’s an old friend i haven’t seen in a very long time
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Give this an Oscar right now (via @JFrankensteiner)
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How does a trio of Mookie Betts, Freddie Freeman AND Shohei Ohtani sound to you?🫡💙
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*an hour into this 6 hour set* “You know what we need? A bloomin onion” - @emskizz – at Denver, CO
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Sasha. Hernan. 6 hours. OTC. Tomorrow is going to be one for the books.
Image from Matt Shuster (@mshuster09)
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when i find out there’s a cat at the party but they’re locked in the bedroom
Image from Pastrami Mommy (@ewelannawhite)
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This case fills me with such a pervasive sadness. That a president would do what Trump did and that his party would continue to support him should be unthinkable.
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