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Can I pet your dog?

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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Had to come back to twitter to memorialize this: “I feel like nine inch nails and boyz noize missed a great opportunity to call themselves nine inch boize”
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On days when I need a break from the life/world, I put myself here.
This about sums it up @Dsummer
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"They should replace the spectra tower with a statue of T Pain. Just as tall, if not taller."-@emskizz
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Saturday vs this morning 😢
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Bleachers - MCPDC is the only Christmas song allowed to exist until further notice
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“I would like to thank our lord and savior, Fat Joe” - overheard at Dodger parade
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My daughter is going to be so pissed when I name her Freddie Freeman
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8th championship in ‘24 🥲
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Freddie is tied with the entire Yankees roster in WS RBI 😂
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It’s perfect. Absolutely perfect.
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That one was for Fernando.
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Baseball is not good for my cardiovascular health
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There is nothing that makes me feel like I’m living in a simulation more than when I can’t find a single pen charger out of the 7,000 I have accumulated
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10/10 no notes @Vikings 🤝
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Vibes out of control at Audio rn @2manydjsTour
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Bleachers at the Greek b2b Digweed warehouse tonight
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Skip Schumaker asked if he's walking Shohei "F*ck that"
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“I absolutely dare somebody to talk to me right now” - @wtfawkek
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