@emo_redbone

constant obama

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poopandshitandpee.com
Joined March 2025
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naming my son 𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝟮
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garshmo@garshmoOct 18
My tapeworm can drive us then we can both drink
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Life is beautiful for an hour sometimes
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if glass breaks in ur recycling bin u can ignore it
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everything in the galaxy is getting decompiled nothing matters lmfao
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friendslop game where you kill homeless people
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i only know how to spell diarrhea bc i tweet abt it so much
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#NewProfilePic
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a divorced dad is gonna jump a fence on his way to hooters & land on a homeless guy
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 16
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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i’m deadass never doing redbull again im straight edge
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pretending the floor is lava when my boss Tries to fire me
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Replying to @emo_redbone
*super smash bros announcer voice * OBAMNA *crusty wii remote speaker obama voice* uhh let me be clear
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air frying candles
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i love when mickee mouse says ‘’i’ll fucking kill u ‘“
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if i’m pre diabetic that’s non of my landlords biness
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i've had my oven preheated for weeks
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imagine u have one of the fastest reaction times in the world and ur a cross eyed siamese
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garshmo@garshmoOct 14
I could beat a guy in chess in one move it’s called the tombstone piledriver
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garshmo@garshmoOct 13
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