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Robert Martinez

@elrobbb

I'm just a boy, sitting in front of my phone, liking everyone's tweets | 🎾 ⚽️ ♟️ 🇹🇹

 Trinidad and Tobago
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Joined October 2019
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Rel plenty. I relllllll love my friends hoss. Dem hadda know dat all de time.
Ginger (@Gboye_Rave) profile pictureGinger
@Gboye_RaveFeb 26
Do y'all openly say "love you" in your friendships?
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David Hering@hering_davidNov 9
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Uncle Runk (@NotUncleRunk) profile pictureUncle Runk@NotUncleRunkNov 9
My friend finally seeing someone after 26 years no gf and he’s having second thoughts bc her Letterboxd is a mess
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Khoa Vu@KhoaVuUmnNov 9
The fact that two Huangs are involved in an affair, but only one takes the blame is commonly known as Jensen's Inequality.
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In those 3 seasons combined Utd played 30 CL games Lost 0 games
Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtdNov 5
Which one of Sir Alex's United teams was his greatest? 🤔 🔴 1993/94 ⚪️ 1998/99 ⚫️ 2007/08 Vote in our poll now for the chance to win a signed copy of Sir Alex's new book: Games of My Life 📊👇

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Lessons
@onlypreneursNov 2
In a weird way, everybody is rooting for you. When you go to a job interview, the interviewer wants you to be amazing so they don’t have to look anymore. when you go on a date, the person wants to have an amazing date with you. If you make a piece of content, people want to see amazing pieces of content and they have no problem if it’s yours. the instant you get into the mindset that people want you to do well, your entire world gets better. And you’ll be shocked to know this pattern keeps repeating in different areas of life.
aether (@bluewdrift) profile pictureaether@bluewdriftAug 25
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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Unworthy Hand@kisstheblade_Nov 3
A beautiful idea. Haunting. "I've kept more promises than I made" is pure poetry. But no one is going to enjoy that, no one treasures it, so he's forced to keep talking about how some 55 year old senator has a super tight and fuckable ass.
Bulwark Clips (@BulwarkClips) profile pictureBulwark Clips
@BulwarkClipsNov 2
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
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My Morning Jorkit@Uncle_RamrodOct 30
They used to just play shows like this on broadcast tv
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amanda@jailedamandaNov 1
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Elai (@elaifresh) profile pictureElai
@elaifreshOct 30
Can someone explain to a Jew why it is that Catholics appreciate Metal imagery (it’s always skulls, blood and roses with them) but Protestants melt down at the sight of anything approaching PG-13
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This is an incredible accomplishment by India. Absolutely world-changing.
Bloomberg (@business) profile pictureBloomberg
@businessOct 31
India saw about 496 million people lifted out of poverty between 2011 and 2023 in one of the world’s fastest declines in this metric, the World Bank said, although the gains remain uneven. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
India Saw 496 Million Escape Poverty Since 2011, World Bank Says

India Saw 496 Million Escape Poverty Since 2011, World Bank Says

India saw about 496 million people lifted out of poverty between 2011 and 2023 in one of the world’s fastest declines in this metric, the World Bank said, although the gains remain uneven.

bloomberg.com
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNNov 1
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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Adam Sharp@AdamCSharpOct 31
Louis CK sorry for the strokes Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Owl sorry for the who Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth
A BBC headline from October 2023 that reads “Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins” and underneath is a picture of carved pumpkins, pre and post smashing

ALT A BBC headline from October 2023 that reads “Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins” and underneath is a picture of carved pumpkins, pre and post smashing

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Liste@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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Gill Gross 🎺@Gill_GrossOct 19
This sounds a lot like Inner Game of Tennis.
Iain MacMillan (@IainMacBets) profile pictureIain MacMillan
@IainMacBetsOct 19
No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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Imagine posing for some embarrassing stock photo work just to make a few bucks. “These photos go into enormous databases,” they tell you. “No one will ever see them.” Then you wake up one random October day to find yourself as Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Guy
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 8
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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Agustin Recuero@agustin_recueroOct 8
POV: Sos adolescente y estás pronto para una trasnoche de tenis en pleno enero de 2005
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Oliver Traldi
@olivertraldiOct 8
It's the phones
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what the actual fuck
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BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) profile pictureBBC News (World)
@BBCWorldOct 2
US road rage killer's sentence quashed because AI video of victim was shown in court bbc.in/4rGHDS4
US road rage killer's sentence quashed because AI video of victim was shown in court

US road rage killer's sentence quashed because AI video of victim was shown in court

The Arizona appeals court ruled that airing an AI message from the dead victim "crossed that line".

bbc.com
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The sentence was thrown out because an appeals judge ruled that the video should not have been shown in the original trial. BBC misleadingly implies that the sentence was quashed because of the persuasive impact of the video itself. bbc.com/news/articles/…
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Kat Rosenfield
@katrosenfieldSep 30
good god, what a lede
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Caitlin Flanagan (@CaitlinPacific) profile pictureCaitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacificSep 30
theatlantic.com/magazine/arc… If you want to understand the legal structures by which fraternities indemnify themselves from their members’ conduct…
The Dark Power of Fraternities

The Dark Power of Fraternities

A yearlong investigation of Greek houses reveals their endemic, lurid, and sometimes tragic problems—and a sophisticated system for shifting the blame.

theatlantic.com
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Alec Stapp
@AlecStappSep 24
This turned out to be the most prophetic tweet of the year
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Financial Times (@FT) profile pictureFinancial Times
@FTSep 23
Breaking news: Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has revealed that an OpenAI agent hacked an Australian government health service website in June, in the latest high-profile cyber incident involving AI ft.trib.al/gloVAyn
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jonny@suitejonnySep 22
genuinely one of the most formative, load-bearing texts of our time
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 22
First trailer for ‘CLOWN PANIC’, a documentary about the national drama that unfolded in 2016 after alleged evil clown sightings. Releasing October 12 on Hulu.
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Michael Weiss
@michaeldweissSep 12
Having an Onion nostalgia trip today. Hard for the youngins to understand how a satirical newspaper captured the zeitgeist so well in the early aughts. I’d almost forgotten this banger: a 9/11 conspiracy theorist squares off against Al Qaeda.
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