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Chicago #Cubs and #cheese #fries loving #hashtagger. Snardonic #memes speaker who only writes while watching pro and high school #sports. Loves black #cats.

Springfield, IL (No Simpsons)
Joined January 2009
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Four score and seven beers ago #ThingsLincolnDidntSay
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Full size candy bars at the church lady's house on the corner. #TrickOrTreaterTexts
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#KarensHalloweenPlans ask each kid that knocks on her door what their address is to make sure they are in the right neighborhood
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#KarensHalloweenPlans Not giving out candy apparently...
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Scream at all the kids to get off her lawn. #KarensHalloweenPlans
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Complain about the brand of razor blades in the candy #KarensHalloweenPlans
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Insist the Trick-or-Treaters remove their masks. #KarensHalloweenPlans
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Call the police when kids take more than one piece of candy. #KarensHalloweenPlans
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Hey Jude Where's My Car? #BringTheBeatlesToAMovie
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As the first song says- prepare yourself! Why? Because it's #MondayMixTape time! After last week's love themed tape, I decided this week should be a mix of various degrees of heavier music. Please listen to some or all, RT, and talk about music, if you'd like. Enjoy! 👍🎶🙂
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#NextIWill rise from the dead 💀
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