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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
“Your son leaves as Jimmy and comes back home in three days as Janet, and they don’t even ask you.” — Donald Trump
How about we focus on “Your son Jimmy leaves for school and never comes home because he was killed in a school shooting.”
Because that’s what’s ACTUALLY fucking happening in American schools.
Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
The Campaign for Accountability, a watchdog group, has filed a complaint with the State Bar of California asking for an investigation into White House press secretary Katie Zacharia over her claims that she's a lawyer after reports surfaced that she's not licensed to practice law in any state.
Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
Every fucking day this guy knocks on my door to take me to the gym.
I should’ve never joined Jehovah’s Fitness.
Turning negatives into positives...early Eagles game with a last second loss=work out your frustration tearing out a bathroom
Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
“If you don’t want to watch the execution, then don’t watch.”
Ok… let’s go with that.
Also, if you don’t support same-sex marriage, don’t have one.
If you don’t support drag shows, don’t go.
If you don’t support abortion access, don’t have one.
We can do this all day.
Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
Here are four press secretaries!
Kellyanne, Kayleigh, Karoline, and Katie!
What’s the name of this band?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Kellyanne Conway was never a press secretary.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Hou…
Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
I'm not calling it Gulf of America.
I'm not calling it Lake America.
I'm not calling it X.
I'm not calling it SI, or superintelligence.
NOBODY is calling it that, you dipshit.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
This is the equivalent to setting your house on fire, using sewer water to douse the flames, then calling yourself a hero
Dude looks like the human version of "deer in headlights"
I filed a bar complaint against Jack Smith this morning. He’s a blatantly partisan actor and his prosecutorial misconduct damaged our constitutional order. He should never be able to practice law again.
Read the complaint here. Next up, @Verizon.
Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
Bryce Harper in right field xitter.cf/BARACKOSWAGMA/status/2…
