@ejaculationboss

bisexual | he/him | 26 | human from planet earth

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2018
how many of yall eat oatmeal
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A lot of you are mad about the term “wokescold” but are getting offended bc you think it applies to someone who just has a progressive view on, well, anything. A “wokescold” is someone intentionally + disingenuously using social justice rhetoric to be nasty & sometimes abusive
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This is proof that horseshoe theory is real
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He’s alive
My jaw is on the floor. We will be having an emergency LIVE today. Details in a bit. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
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disliking a piece of media and deciding “yeah I need to go attack every person online that likes this” is such a miserable way to live lmao
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You may not like him, but Logan Paul deserves some credit for pushing for legislation to protect our national parks and forests. For more info, google Logan Paul forest
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The way his face lit up like he was about to hear the first good Taylor Swift song in years
I was reacting to the new Taylor Swift album and didn't realise Jane Remover was queued up. Going into a Jane Remover song thinking it's Taylor Swift is quite the experience
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I always found it funny that out of all the Family Guy jokes, this was the one Seth felt like he had to step in and clarify "No you're supposed to think Peter's obnoxious here".
Since this has been trending, here’s a fun fact: “It insists upon itself” was a criticism my college film history professor used to explain why he didn’t think “The Sound of Music” was a great film. First-rate teacher, but I never quite followed that one.
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I can’t believe Bibi said this
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How it feels being a persona fan that isnt a homophobic racist pedophile
Persona genuinely might have the worst fanbase of all time
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You see, it isn’t bigotry because bisexual men are serial cheaters who give women HIV and also gay sex is disgusting and bottoming makes you less of a man. If you think that’s bigoted, you are a misogynist who wants to force women to have sex with you.
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I do think it’s a little funny that women are so often presumed to be authorities on progressivism broadly when I don’t even think you could comfortably describe the average woman as genuinely feminist
The whole “66% of straight women wouldn’t date a bisexual man” demonstrates that a lot of women are let off the hook for bigotry simply on account of being women. I do believe this seriously.
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People are trying to cancel gianmarco for an edgy joke holy shit, please get a grip
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brakence just dropped a point-and-click adventure game to play in your browser it features multiple locations, dialogue choices, an inventory system & tons of beautiful art what is he cooking 😭
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Unfortunately this is an objectively funny chris hansen post
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Here's a good rule of thumb: If you can remember a band well enough to say "they have no cultural footprint," they probably still have a big cultural footprint. Meanwhile the vast majority of bands from the 80s are truly forgotten, to the point that nobody remarks on them at all
REM is a band who was one of the biggest acts on earth at one point, but now has zero cultural footprint.
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If you do something clownish in public, it is not the left's responsibility to pretend like you didn't because of some ridiculous team sports ideology that only protects the most poisonous and obnoxious wreckers the FBI didn't even need to buy.
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Lil dicky sucks but the amount of people falling for the fake ai isreal song is making me depressed, i thought we were supposed to be the smart ones not the dumb brainless boomers
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DANNY BROWN ATROCITY EXHIBITION (10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EDITION) NOVEMBER 13TH 🚨
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Guys you can’t just call any thing you dislike “incel coded” You are completely stripping the word of meaning
The term "wokescold" is so incel coded man how are you people saying this shit with a straight face
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