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Hamilton
Joined February 2012
Eva Feldmann retweeted
In a print exclusive for the @torontostar, I got to watch a rehearsal of three songs from the upcoming @TimHortons musical "The Last Timbit." Sadly, there are no dancing Timbits. But there ARE some great songs & really involving storylines. thestar.com/entertainment/st…
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Eva Feldmann retweeted
joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn
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🍕 I'VE GOT A NEW COMEDY SPECIAL - LOCAL ACT - coming to @AppleTV on December 12th!!  Shot by Director @BriLeRose and in my own neighborhood of ALTADENA! In a strip mall! #townandcountryliquor #loosies 🍕 PRE-ORDER NOW -> bit.ly/40IhxRl 💯♥️ NO PRESH! Thank you.
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you’re in her DMs I’m in her bathroom trying to poop quietly we are not the same #lactoseintolerance
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How do we Warrior Nun this
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We’re just innocent men
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🍑one year🍑
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Eva Feldmann retweeted
you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.
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Eva Feldmann retweeted
The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."
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I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough
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Eva Feldmann retweeted
Queerbaiting? Rock Climber Using Carabiner: ow.ly/bv6F50OOO4t
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“The Returner” out now Listen here: found.ee/ARthereturner #AllisonRussell #TheReturner
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Ummmm?? This book is ruining my life??
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Eva Feldmann retweeted
If the Muppets were still doing a weekly variety show we 100% would have had a Miss Piggy parody of TÁR call PÍG where she karate kicks the conductor
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