
Bristolian living in exile in Carmarthenshire. Consensus Divergent, Free Speech Absolutist. Member; @LibertariansUK @SpeechUnion @MAGUKCentral @BMFofficialuk
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An Australian cop show called The Sydney Sweeney, and everyone in it is a woman with fantastic breasts.
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“The Simpsons” was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome.
Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode “The Principal and the Pauper,” in which it was revealed that the school’s principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinner’s identity. Brooks did not want to sully the show’s legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note.
However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend “The Simpsons” is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s.
The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on “weird Twitter” used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like.
For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a men’s rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy.”
But perhaps the most elaborate Internet “Simpsons” joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary “The Problem With Apu,” in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu.
Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to “cancel” Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the character’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years.
Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show — which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been alive— has brought back the “cancelled” character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor.
I actually don’t think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending “The Simpsons” is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show “The Simpsons” would never have made.
If you haven’t seen this 1990s classic, which — and I cannot emphasize this enough — ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).
No doubt @jeremycorbyn is drafting a eulogy at this very moment.
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“But if you don’t vote Tory then we’ll just get Labour again.”
When you vote Tory you get 95% of Labour’s policies anyway, just at a slightly slower pace and with a posher accent.
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Ofcom conceding defeat over 4chan because it fears American courts is the entire case for the GRANITE Act.
Ofcom won't do things that generate court losses.
Pass the GRANITE Act, and foreign censors will lose every time they try to censor Americans.
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There is nothing inevitable about our economic woes. They are the consequence of choices we continue to make. Our budget deficit, which is at the root of our problems, is perfectly solvable. We just need a modicum of willpower.
The Institute of Economic Affairs has launched its Alternative Budget, a plan to get our budget back into surplus within two years while cutting taxes and stimulating growth.
None of what we propose is radical. The government would still be much bigger than at the start of 2020, before the supposedly one-off spending increases occasioned by lockdown.
We are not proposing to go back even to Blairism, let alone to Thatcherism. Rather, we have taken as our objective the government’s own stated goal of getting back into surplus by the end of the Parliament.
It should be the easiest of tasks. Here is how to do it, concentrating on replacing inefficient and expensive taxes with taxes that do not create perverse incentives.
1. A budget surplus by 2027/8.
At present, we are spending more on debt interest than on education or defence. This year, according to the OBR, the government will borrow an eye-watering £115.5 billion. It will then spend £89 billion on paying the interest on previous borrowing – not repaying the debt, just covering the interest.
That is not borrowing to invest. It is borrowing to fend off past creditors. Britain’s debt is now, in absolute terms, the fourth largest in the world, behind the much larger economies of the US, China and Japan. That weight is pressing down on our economy, preventing growth.
The IEA Alternative Budget provides a plan to turn or £115.5 billion deficit into a £7.8 billion surplus in less than two years. That does not cancel our huge national debt, of course, but it begins the process of reducing it as a share of our economy, and lay the foundations for sustainable growth.
2. A benefits freeze.
We propose freezing welfare spending at its current level of £349.8 billion for a year, and then reducing it by 0.85 per cent a year for the rest of the Parliament. Again, this would make barely a dent on the gargantuan increases since lockdown, and could be achieved by a mixture of abandoning the triple lock and reducing or removing some of the long-term sickness payments which – incredibly in every sense of the word – more than a thousand people a day are signing up for.
3. Scrap taxes that bring in little or no revenue.
This should be completely uncontroversial. The purpose of taxation is, or ought to be, to raise money for the Exchequer, not to signal your disapproval of this or that group of people.
In some cases, the repeal would indeed be straightforward. Next to no revenue is raised by the Bank Surcharge, the Digital Services Tax, Air Passenger Duty or the Building Safety Levy. We list a number of such taxes where the overall impact is either neutral or negative, in the sense of driving revenue away.
We also propose radically simplifying the IR35 rules, which cause huge hassle for self-employed people while raising nugatory sums.
And we suggest scrapping all the customs and tariffs that we have inherited from the EU.
More controversial, perhaps, is returning to the system where non-doms can pay a flat annual fee.
Ministers have been privately shocked by the loss of revenue occasioned by the restrictions on non-dom status begun under Rishi Sunak and made worse under Keir Starmer. They know it is a net drain on the Treasury, but they worry about selling the change to sceptical voters. In fact, this is one of those changes that Labour could make more easily than the Tories. No one is going to accuse Andy Burnham of being in the pockets of foreign oligarchs.
4. Scrap Inheritance Tax
While inheritance tax does bring in a certain amount of revenue – £11.2 billion this fiscal year – it has a chilling effect on growth, which is why many countries, including Canada, Australia and New Zealand, have scrapped it. A recent study from Sweden found that abolition was followed by a surge of investment into family-owned firms, whose owners had previously been withdrawing capital so that their heirs could afford the hit. That means, over time, a higher tax-take.
5. Scrap Stamp Duty
Again, there would be a short-term loss of revenue, but our rigid housing market is like a cage around our economy. People cannot afford to buy property or to free up space by downsizing. Labour mobility is restricted and the costs imposed on purchasers are out of proportion to any gain for the Treasury.
6. Shift from income to consumption taxes
We propose a major simplification of employee National Insurance (a flat rate of 4.25 per cent) and of income tax. The new rates would be 6.5 per cent for incomes up to £20,000 (everyone should have skin in the game); 20 per cent for up to £52,000; 40 per cent for up to £110,000; and 45 per cent above that. We know that lower, flatter and simpler taxes correlate to higher growth rates, and the fiscal loss here is sustainable: £12.4 billion this year, £13.3 billion next.
All the proposed tax cuts and abolitions referred to above would be more than offset by a simplification of VAT, which would now apply to currently exempted categories of goods and services.
No form of tax is perfectly fair, though taxes on spending tend to correlate closely enough to disposable income (richer people spend more). Unlike income tax, which is paid by a minority of adults, we almost all pay VAT, and would thus have a stake in constraining government expenditure. Scrapping the exemptions will make the system cheaper and easier to administer. More immediately, consumption taxes are less bad for growth than income taxes.
7. Savings and Defence Bonds
We would raise the ISA allowance to £50,000 as well as creating a Defence Bond, available only in stocks and shares ISA accounts. Households would be able to finance long-term defence investment but, again, the real point is that economies that encourage saving and investment are economies that create growth and jobs.
8. Intelligent deregulation
So many rules have been adopted with an eye on one day’s headlines and no thought for their cost. On everything from occupational licensing to child care ratios, we have allowed the law to become a way for existing producers to keep out new entrants, hugely to the detriment of the economy as a whole. Scrapping these regulations would not cost a penny, and would lead to immediate an immediate boost in growth.
Close to the top of the list is energy policy. Our economy, being services-based, is uniquely exposed to the changes being brought by AI. As services jobs disappear, they will be replaced either by manufacturing or by new AI-enabled industries. Those two sectors are both enormously energy-thirsty; yet we have the highest industrial energy costs in the world.
To repeat, none of this should be controversial. It is a sign of how change-averse we have become as a country that it should be seen as politically brave.
Sooner or later, these changes, or something very like them, will happen. When they do, we will ask why it took so long.
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This is exactly the thinking that caused the race riots in Indonesia in 1998. The country's problem couldn't possibly have been the corrupt incompetient government, or the wider Asian financial crisis. No, it was the Chinese had made themselves too successful of course.
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Replying to @FoxNews
I'd like to report this entire government and all of its departments.
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I don’t want to read all your hot takes on the French riots: until the @BBCNews do a segment on how the French riots are impacting drag queens, we can’t draw any firm conclusions.
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Stop paying your subs ladies they have no intention of standing up for you
"We look forward to the day when Britain reclaim for itself the free speech tradition it gave America at our founding 250 years ago."
So do we @prestonjbyrne
It's a shame no one in the uniparty feels the same way @Conservatives @UKLabour
Provided the following comment to @LBC about the Ofcom testimony this morning.
Posting here for transparency.
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🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has finally recognised the public’s frustration that socks go missing in the laundry.
He’s introducing the Triple Sock Bill — making it compulsory for every sock to be sold in threes.
Our futures are secure. 🧦🧦🧦
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Ofcom Concedes Defeat in the 4chan Case
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Foreign censors have no right to threaten Americans with fines or arrest for protected speech hosted on American soil.
Yet regulators like Ofcom can’t be held accountable for these gross violations of free expression because they hide behind the veil of sovereign immunity.
The GRANITE Act strips away that immunity so Americans can finally haul these foreign censors into U.S. court and teach them what the First Amendment means.
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Bridget Phillipson voted against a national inquiry into Pakistani rape gangs.
As the minister for Women and Equalities, she has not met or spoken directly with a single woman in Piddington.
Lord Alli funded her 40th birthday-related event.
Throwing stones in a glass house.
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Quite a few churches were torched during the violent disturbances in France, but & I bet your not overly surprised... – at Enfield, London
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Males in women’s sport IS cheating & deliberately creating an unfair platform for female competitors. Today @labour voted against protecting international competitions brought to the uk using tax payers money NOT to protect the female category! So Labour don’t care if our girls are forced to play boys
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We've all been there.
You crimp off a shit and realise there's no bog paper left.
I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.
My government will add six more sheets to every roll of bog paper.
It's a small change, but it's a practical way to help people
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Post #BattleFest croaky voice and a bit rambly, but I was keen to push the government to clarify how they will stop the new criminal offence of officials 'misleading the public' having a chilling impact on frank and open discussions in public bodies. Of course we don't want cover ups. But we also don't want to encourage a risk-adverse fear of speaking out in case of prosecution.




























