Wise, like a pigeon
Joined January 2017
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If I were head of the GW troll department, my next step would be to announce that the reason there are so many Black Templars is that they discovered the secret of making female marines centuries ago and at least half of them are currently women.
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WOW! THE BUDGET WAS ONLY YESTERDAY. ALREADY THIS THIS PENSIONER COUPLE HAVE HAD TO SELL THEIR BOAT AND RETURN TO FULL TIME WORK TO SUPPORT THE 60 PROPERTIES THEY OWN. THE POOR THINGS.
Just checked the WH40k app to see if the points update had broken any of my lists and apparently I can get an entire extra squad of Crisis suits into my all suit Tau list now which is hilarious and probably happened ages ago as I've not played them for a while
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Two more Royalists for the new starter Bands for next year's new edition;
Galvide Hardegott, (Border Terrier) Medium Hound Sergeant, One Handed Weapon, Heavy Armour, Light Shield.
And Allegor Mandaby, Hedgehog Magic User, Mage's Focus, Signature Item.
#burrowsandbadgers
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why does noel edmonds always look as if he’s in the middle of coordinating a mainland terrorist atrocity
Keeping things vague is wonderful. People want everything spelled out. Who is Cypher? Who founded the Blood Ravens? Who were the missing primarchs?
Making stuff up in your head that's cool was half the hobby back in the day and still should be now
Another five choppy bois to join my Judicar because squads of ten are always better than squads of five
Painted a Judicar. Always too impatient waiting for the texture paint to dry to wait for it to be totally finished before posting 😆
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Ooooooffffffffff😂😂😂
Judge Linford: "So let's look at how the taxpayer have been funding your activities over the last 38 years.......you've got 10 aliases, four fictitious birth dates, you're 51 years of age, you've been convicted of 170 offences..."
