Comedy writer for tv & radio & freelance contributor to Private Eye. @BAFTA Connect member

Del Boca Vista
Joined October 2009
Sarah Dempster retweeted
why does noel edmonds always look as if he’s in the middle of coordinating a mainland terrorist atrocity
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“MAGAmemnon”. Incredible.
Heil to the Chief! It's Donald Trump's vanity parade. My latest filing for the PNG Courier.
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Happy 10th birthday to this terrible thing x
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As I enter my late middle years I find myself thinking more about the nature of forgiveness, and how much more positive it would be if, rather than endlessly & desperately parroting the far-right, Starmer were simply to be trampled by geese while rollerblading in the Dordogne.
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Imagine the party the conclave boys are going to throw tonight
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stormzy clears things up
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Remarkable how many cuts of meat sound like veteran news anchors facing multiple accusations of workplace harassment: Chuck Brisket Rib Silverside Rump Foreshank Plate Centreloin Flank Saddleback
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Tonight, as you're tucking into a calendar and waiting for Father Time to rub his clock on your roof, why not treat yourself to one of Radio 4's stupider seasonal emanations (worded by @jonholmes1, @Dempster2000 and me). #Hoot #WeForcedABotToWriteThisShow bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001tr…
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Sarah Dempster retweeted
Replying to @Dempster2000
Craig Revel Horcrux
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Craig Revel Horwood’s transformation into an occult bookshop owner in an Amicus portmanteau appears to be entering its imperial phase.
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[YOGURT BOARDROOM] Bob: so we all got the memo that the public is uncomfortable with our use of the word “udder” and we’ll be removing it from packaging with immediate effect, right? Jeb: (through mouthful of udders) what
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Dreamt about a sequel to Sophie’s Choice set in south central LA in which Sophie teams up with a rapper-lawyer called “U-Chooz”. Devastating. Woke at 4 and wrote down the title
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Sarah Dempster retweeted
AND HENCE IT APPROACHETH… our brand new Friday Night Comedy with @andrewhunterm and @amy_hoggart. #TheNakedWeek starts @BBCRadio4 at 6.30pm! Jokes, stuff, messing around, jokes, and some actual investigative journalism (but with jokes in it.) bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0025c0…
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UPDATE: Gregg Wallace looks like a dog sexually harassing a trifle through a fence.
The sod is trending so here follows my biannual Gregg Wallace Tweet® - Gregg Wallace looks like a dog barking at a trifle through a fence.
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Reading one (1) news article on a regional news website.
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Ian Hislop in ⁦@PrivateEyeNews⁩ on his encounter with the unrepentant Justin Welby
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Sarah Dempster retweeted
People who went to Oxford will be like, “this cold weather reminds me of Oxford, where I attended the University of Oxford, as a member of the University of Oxford”
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