SaaS hobgoblin, unicode enthusiast. She/her. @emchap@cartbefore.horse

Portland, OR
Joined August 2007
Emchap on Cohost, emchap@cartbefore.horse on the elephant site
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I'm emchap over on the new bird site, come find me.
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mostly I'm just impressed at how quickly he apparently worked out and got his hair cut
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Software folks who dealt with joblessness in ~2000 (dot-com bust) or ~2008 (the great recession) and are still working in tech today, what tips do you have for making it through?
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hey, east coast friends, i'm so sorry you're dealing with awful wildfire smoke. here are a few reasonably inexpensive things my family has used in our home over the past few years to help us cope with west-coast fires (and they can be useful year round). 🧵
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everyone should have a garden at least once, not because you'll actually grow a meaningful amount of food, but because after you've tended a blueberry bush for two years to get one breakfast's worth of blueberries for your oatmeal you'll appreciate grocery stores
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the muppet team made him a square for the AIDS quilt when he passed and it makes me emo every time i think about it
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Especially in light of how things are going, this is the first and only piece of kink at pride discourse we need this year.
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was talking to my dad about Onfim last night and man I love little dude on both the left and the right in this one
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these two dudes represent the only two reactions I have ever had to being inconvenienced
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im super open to any recommendations people have for great places to eat at in atl
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I ordered by last batch of free Covid tests today via the USPS service, you still have today and tomorrow to do this. covid.gov/tests
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thinking about this bit from the Onion again
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OK so this is literally fetish content. xitter.cf/leoxeloo/status/166107…
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hey. if you’re in/near Portland, OR and looking for something to do, perhaps this article can help you decide. [DON’T REACH IN THE BAG FRI 5/26 CLINTON ST THEATER 7PM] portlandmercury.com/comedy/2…
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my therapist told me to get off of here so I'm ordering a bunch of punch needle + felt flower kits to occupy my hands
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It's wild that every single person who lives in a city knows this and yet not one policymaker can say a bad word about the Candy Crush Patrol
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this made my day
Really here for old Italian people against JK Rowling.
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freshandlazy.com/ this place's meal prep technique allows me to genuinely crank out three dinners in 45 minutes, and has changed how I do meal prep when I do it (even using totally different recipes)
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this week I did roast salmon/cherry tomatoes/asparagus; chicken pho; tofu egg roll in a bowl/cabbage stir fry and then my separate goofy chia seed pudding for breakfast
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a small endorsement before this website further emplodes
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