Elliott Simpson retweeted
She’s right! Absolutely impossible to tell.
6 ladies went for lunch & drinks today; 3 are Trans, 3 are normal. I won’t tell you which is which, I’ll let you so called experts work it out!
I’m waiting.
#TransWomenAreWomen 🍆🍆🍆
Elliott Simpson retweeted
“I’M SO BAD AT GOLF!” 🤬
Career Grand Slam winner, six-time Major Championship winner, has 45 professional wins, seven-time Race to Dubai Champion, three-time FedEx Cup Champion, six-time Ryder Cup winner who has spent more than 100 weeks at World Number One…
Misses the green 🤣
#GenesisScottishOpen | #RolexSeries
Elliott Simpson retweeted
Big him up . Imagine if he let Sir Alex control his affairs he would have ended up waffling on podcasts talking about class of 92 every week 😂
Beckham becomes UK's first billionaire sportsman bbc.in/4dpMb8R
Elliott Simpson retweeted
Porn on Twitter is getting out of hand. Can’t even scroll 2 minutes without seeing stuff like this…
Elliott Simpson retweeted
How it felt getting to leave double maths early to go play in the school football team…
Elliott Simpson retweeted
Weirdest pile of shit ive ever seen in football...
Going the match? Nah mate gona lock myself in a box with opposition fans, stare at the wall for a couple hours and then check the result.


























