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Thanks for coming to the show Reggie! Means a lot. Love you too buddy!!!
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Today's the day. Let's run it up. Streaming NOW on @NetflixIsAJoke
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AUSTIN TEXAS IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF SEVERAL 24/7 DINERS
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Peaches are back, baby
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RIP SIERRA MIST, everyone hated you. – at Texas, USA
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They aren’t… link in bio 😘
"These socialists aren’t paying for pizza.” @dylanraysull Stream the full set on YouTube: spr.ly/60133cv03
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Austin, TX! FREE SHOW going down this Saturday with @hichristellez and @dylanraysull at the @armadilloden ! RSVP at the link in our bio. #KeepitHeady #LiveComedy #AustinTexas @ Austin, Texas instagram.com/p/ClPTT6fyFB1/… – at Austin, TX
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If I think that all gay people are secretly dinosaurs, is that homophobic? If so, I don’t think that.
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Uh-oh! dylan’s drunk on an airplane and back on twitter! Does he have a thoughtful political take to share, perhaps insight to what it means to be human? Nope! Dylan’s drunk on twitter and talking about witches again.
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First off, let’s talk about the trash witches of spirit airlines. Some good, some bad — sure. But always bags that even makes barn wenches jealous. Later, Scotter! Papa’s gone heavy in the Jack Daniels
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If he "defending his wife" Will Smith got a lot more people to slap.
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I’ll be headling The Velveeta Room this Friday and Saturday in Austin, Texas. It’s my first time doing a headlining set and i’m also brining some funny friends, too. Hope to see you there ❤️
Dylan's SuperBig Fun Tokyo Drift Spectacular: Comedian @dylanraysull headlines The Velveeta Room March 25th and March 26th. Enter here to win a pair of tickets to either show! bit.ly/3qvGuhQ
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Netflix Special coming April 26th @NetflixIsAJoke @netflix #NothingPersonal
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“Views are my own” Yikes, brag much?
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People have told me “why do you only joke about fat and gay?” as if a terrorist puppet didn’t make a generation shit their pants for a decade
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Working on writing statements so my comedy Twitter will pop off
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Everybody self-diagnosed bipolar, take an Advil you dweeb
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Love this new season of Euphoria
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