@britneyled

hi I’m rod and I like to party $britneyledesma

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Joined July 2017
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Liam Payne died falling off a roof. Sad, one direction killed him
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I think Kim Jong-Un would be scarier if he were skinnier
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Replying to @AmericanAir
@AmericanAir makes me understand asking to speak to a manager.
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I hope the man I was on the phone with gets a paper cut and poops himself at his desk
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The hotel @AmericanAir gave me a travel voucher for which I got to is fully booked after spending over $40 on an Uber to get here. I just want to get home
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At the bottom of my heart there is blood
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I hope Drake keeps being Kendrick’s muse, he’s so good at it. I can’t wait to see what’s next
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pumped to be headlining Fallout Theater July 20th bring your aunt and uncle and coworker and their friends let’s sell this bad boy out my bots eventbrite.com/e/fallout-com…
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I LITERALLY NEVER CARRY A CARD ANYMORE #sketch #apple #commerce
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They talk about old money but no one talks about new poor
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little bastard retweeted
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Can’t get into prebiotic soda. I dream of a different drink
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HAPPY SEXUAL ASSAULT AWARENESS MONTH!
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Life hack! #venmo #klarna #sketch #lifehack
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I wanna be the 5 min crafts of comedy
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Big news, I just came out to myself as a size medium
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Anytime I have a crush I think my brain rots a lil
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St paddy’s day is the day where what you wear determines if you were asking for it
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Happy international women’s day to bleeding whores everywhere!
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An essay on French music & lesbianism. britneyledesma.wordpress.com…

French music & lesbianism.

Towards the end of 2022, I found myself in my first lesbian relationship, very gay I know. It was delightful, we said I love you at Home Depot and everything (we really did). We went to Home Depot …

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nose piercings are just jewelry for nostrils
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