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Splash of Ghanaian mixed with Jamaican

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.When I’m hotboxing with my headphones on & the song got a siren in it
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This why I turn my brightness down
A girl pulled up her checking account in front of me last night. 52 bucks in there. She was about 30. My goodness, man.
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When u find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday:
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Feel like absolute shit today.
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Was scrolling on hinge today and almost burst into tears. Men are so ugly omfg.
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Wife shoved poo in husband’s mouth saying ‘you talk s**t – I’ll make you eat it’ trib.al/VV6cnKc
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First in my bloodline to reach this age without a child.
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Thought I was turning 33 this year and almost had a heart attack.
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how do i explain to people that i can just slip into a nonverbal mood and it has absolutely nothing to do with them
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At this point jack should forget about Amy, leave her be.
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Were they all drunk??
5 buses collision, accident happened at Morden Station around 6pm yesterday.
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My dad thinks playing table tennis at work is more important than picking up my call.
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It’s called wake and bake.
How are you smelling of weed at 10am??😭😭🤚🏽
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I can get rid of 8 easy.
I love sides more than protein some times .. what 3 you don’t like?
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you could have no weed or no balcony
is smoking alone in your balcony as low as it can get or does it get worse
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It is actually everyday that these stories come out. Women might have to stop working in men's prisons
Megan Woodham, a 30 year old single mother from Wigan, worked as a healthcare assistant at HMP Risley in Warrington, carrying out routine tasks such as blood tests for prisoners. She had spent roughly a dozen years in the role, including through the difficult period of the COVID pandemic, and had no previous criminal record. While employed at the prison she formed a relationship with an inmate named Daniel Doran, a 32-year-old from Kirkby with a substantial history of drug supply offences. Between late 2021 and early 2022, Woodham agreed to help Doran bring ketamine into the jail. She took delivery of packages from his criminal associates outside, concealed them, and used her staff access to carry them inside. CCTV later captured her entering the D wing alone an area she was not normally expected to visit by herself or while carrying a bag approaching Doran’s cell and leaning in, consistent with handing him a package. Messages and the timing of subsequent drug use by Doran supported the conclusion that the delivery had succeeded. Her involvement extended beyond the prison walls. She allowed her home in Wigan to serve as a safehouse for parcels linked to a larger cocaine supply operation that Doran was directing from his cell with a mobile phone. The wider network came to light after Doran’s cousin, John Butler, was stopped by police while carrying 10 kilograms of high purity cocaine, estimated to have a street value of around £1 million. Phone data recovered from that seizure revealed the coordinated movements of drugs and money, including Woodham’s role in storing and moving packages. After a trial at Liverpool Crown Court, Woodham was convicted of conspiracy to supply Class A drugs (cocaine) and conspiracy to supply Class B drugs (ketamine) by smuggling the latter into HMP Risley. On 10 January 2023 she was sentenced to six years in prison. Doran received 15 years and another co-defendant, Kelsey Higgins, received 13½ years. When the sentence was passed, Woodham burst into tears, turned to family members in the public gallery and said “I love you.” Her defence had argued that she possessed a caring nature and had become easy prey to sophisticated criminals. The case illustrated how prison staff can be drawn into contraband schemes through personal relationships and the relative freedom of movement that their jobs provide inside secure facilities. Woodham has since spoken publicly about the events, describing the path that took her from a trusted healthcare role to a lengthy prison sentence.
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I need you to get more muscle definition. No way it should be this difficult to tell your chest & shoulder from your ass crack.
Mi cuerpo ya pedía tinta ✨️ gracias amigoo
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I need that Monday eastenders episode like today.
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Andy Cohen I was unfamiliar with your game 😂
Replying to @LaneB7777
Deal with your hair
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I can’t lie I thought they were actually gonna turn the road into a pavement. Like, filling it in with concrete or whatever
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