Sarcastic Liverpool / CSK can. I use twitter for laughs (Mainly my own)

Chennai, India
Joined July 2009
Champions Again & Forevermore
WE'RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! 🏆
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Jio political.
Jamnagar: US Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Ambassador Gor with Mukesh Ambani.
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Man City facing 114 charges. Exactly the maximum points available this season. 114 points possible. City asked for the full package. The league delivered both.
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Proved gravity exists, but couldn't get anything to defy it.
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin
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One should have presumed the strike to be called off when SBI worked on Sunday. #BankStrike
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Sunlight spent 8 minutes 20 seconds crossing 93 million miles to reach earth, while Earth rotated through space at 29km a second, just to see me struggle with Q2 targets.
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Replying to @mahination07
5 ⭐️ for IPL 2 ⭐️ for CLT20
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🚨 JUST IN: Polymarket traders see an 83% chance of a Trump-Greenland deal being signed by September 23.
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Apple duo really makes me want to make me teleport to the 80's. #80sTrend #AppleDuo
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Somewhere in the Western Ghats.
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Everyone’s always issuing an “open challenge.” Where are the closed challenges? "I hereby issue a CLOSED challenge. I challenge absolutely nobody. Please do not bother me. My doors are locked and I am eating black forest cake in the dark. No challengers accepted."
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Alwar retweeted
found this in insta 😭
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₹1 lakh in dividends from my portfolio in FY2025–26. Before you say, “That’s just a 2% yield on a ₹50 lakh portfolio”… Remember: this is not a dividend-focused portfolio. It’s a concentrated portfolio built for capital appreciation, with dividends being a bonus. Here’s the mindset shift that changed everything for me: I don’t think of the ₹1 lakh as “dividend income.” I think of it as my kids’ school fees being paid by my portfolio. That simple mental model makes every dividend feel meaningful. It has also motivated me to gradually build a separate dividend-income portfolio that can eventually cover more recurring family expenses. If you’re an investor, try assigning your dividends to something personal: • Kids’ education • Insurance premiums • Annual vacation • Parents’ healthcare • Utility bills Suddenly, investing becomes much more tangible. What does your dividend income pay for?
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This is the best scene in Industry by far. Every trader needs to watch this series.
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Fuckall Sevice center response from Tata Motors. @tata_cars @Tataev Seevice so shitty in Chennai that even for a small service, no service center in Chennai responds to appointment. Each of the sevice centers only sevice only if they have sold the car. What a shitty fucked
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Gokulam sold Lakshmi Motors did sevice, none of these buggers are answering the phone.
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Anybody has tickets in Imax for Oddessey ? Chennai for this weekend ? Pls can u ping me? #Odyssey #Imax #Odysseymovie #ChennaiTickets
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1+6 = 7. Spain wins WC. #ThalaforaReason
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