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Douglas L. Jenkins

@dugword

Principal Engineer at Nike. Open Source, Go, Data, Puppies, Guitars, Dad Jokes — Mastodon: dugword@hachyderm.io

 Cedar Mill, OR
Joined September 2018
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Just discovered that a module I authored was used as an example in @LearningPerl6! Thanks @briandfoy_perl for writing my new favorite book 😁
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ℝ∅ⅯⅬ@r0ml2 Sep 2023
The 22nd amendment sez: “No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice”. If we all concede that Trump won and was elected in 2020, then he is ineligible to run in 2024 (or ever again). #22A sez nothing about serving as president — only “be elected”.
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Birds Aren't Real@birdsarentreal26 Jul 2023
One year ago, we demanded Twitter change their logo. This week, they finally met our demands. Victory.
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Tylor Patterson@pattersont654122 Apr 2023
It is official. @bigdamnband is the greatest guitarist on planet earth. Killed it tonight! Doesn’t get the credit he deserves and the energy they bring is unmatched.. Concert #14 was a success… so when will they be back in Illinois for #15???? 🤔🤔🤔
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Daniel Moka⚡
@dmokafa19 Mar 2023
Many software engineering teams don't have time to do it right. But surprisingly, they have time to do it twice.
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Image from 🌈The Where True Love is Movement 🏳️‍⚧️ (@WhereTrueLoveIs)
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I don't want to make videos like this. I want to make videos about Magic: The Gathering. But people are being cheated in my name and I have struggled for half a year now to stop it. So this is where we are: youtu.be/lKcdEf0fNA0
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The Dad
@thedad10 Mar 2023
Older folks who want to ban books in school libraries are really gonna lose their minds when they hear what's on the internet.
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Bunnies
@RabbitEveryHour9 Mar 2023
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Jack Kirby@KirbyKrackleArt8 Mar 2023
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Haus of Decline@hausofdecline8 Mar 2023
"You are not unclean" A person rests with their head on their knees in the fetal position, surrounded by darkness. "You are not a vessel for sin." The person lifts their head up. "You are not the creation of others." The person starts to get up. "You create yourself." The person is standing.

ALT "You are not unclean" A person rests with their head on their knees in the fetal position, surrounded by darkness. "You are not a vessel for sin." The person lifts their head up. "You are not the creation of others." The person starts to get up. "You create yourself." The person is standing.

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Andrew J. Plant@AndrewJPlant7 Mar 2023
Replying to @MNateShyamalan
Love when the CEO of a social network stands up and says “this platform is a bad way to communicate”
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Seattle Public Library@SPLBuzz6 Mar 2023
We have two copies available for any billionaires in need today.
A screenshot of the Library catalog entry for "Twitter for Dummies" by Laura Fitton.

ALT A screenshot of the Library catalog entry for "Twitter for Dummies" by Laura Fitton.

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fungi fan@fungi_fan6 Mar 2023
Fungi friends, what is this interesting yellow/orange thing on top of this turkey tail?? #mycology #NaturePhotograhpy #mushrooms
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Happy International Women's Day. In celebration I share a beautiful image, and will continue to do my best to be supportive of all of us. #InternationalWomensDay
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kurtis conner
@kurtisconner5 Mar 2023
normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest
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Steak-umm
@steak_umm6 Mar 2023
Replying to @Support
evergreen tweet
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