If I’m still here it’s because I have no impulse control and I’m sort of curious to watch it burn down. Not because I think Elon is doing a good job. he’s not.
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This Nintendo music app is huge news, finally a place to listen to all my favourite tik tok songs.
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Menswear guy savaging Clark Kent for wearing ill-fitting suits accidentally discovers Superman’s secret identity.
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Obviously Disney knows that a Wolverine is a real animal. But if a Wolverine got the Mutant X gene his alias wouldn’t be “the Wolverine” that’s like being “The Human” think, people!
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Oh, I’ve figured out how this website works now, which is that I went away for a weekend, didn’t really use my phone or have internet and came back to 14 notifications that were all just “hey, you see this tweet though?” This stupid website is so needy under Elon.
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Sesame Street characters ranked by how much a handle I have on their voice when I read stories to my children (from most of least):
Grover
Ernie
Count von Count
Bert
Herry Monster
Snufflupagus
Oscar
Big bird
Prairie dawn
Elmo
Telly
Zoe
Rosita*
*Feels offensive to even attempt
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I dunno man, maybe I’m done with the Nazi website. Catch be on Bluesky where I’m already putting my slightly better jokes and cohost where I talk about Star Trek all the time and I’m trying to write about all the Discworld books in order. Same user everywhere.
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I gotta stop throwing my tweets away to bots on this stupid website, gotta go over to Bluesky and tweet for nobody like a respectable person.
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Continues to be hilarious that Sony is so dedicated to making their “Spider-Man cinematic universe but Spider-Man isn’t in it at all.” They aren’t even pulling the big names, it’s just Venom and a bunch of third stringers.
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The only drawback to driving a Volkswagen Beetle is all your friends with Cybertrucks want you to help them move.
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Disney should pick this up for plus, it feels like an audience match and it would be a final mortal blow in The classic cartoon wars that only weird nerds like me care about. Also it’s a service I already have access to.
Per @MattBelloni, Warner Bros. is going to let the filmmakers shop COYOTE VS. ACME to other buyers. This is a BIG win for the movie’s cast & crew and more proof that public shaming works.
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I’m not an accountant but spending 70 million dollars to produce movies and then throwing them away for 30 million dollars doesn’t seem like a sustainable profit model.
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In all the terrible things happening in the world, that Wile E. Coyote movie turning out to have been good and getting killed for a tax write off is exactly the right size to get my head around and make me want to go ‘Those Endearing Young Charms’ on Zaslav.
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The one thing you really want to bring on a Disney trip with small children is a trusted adult who loves taking naps in hotel rooms more than they love rollercoasters.
We haven’t managed it but it would be the one big thing I think we’re missing.
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Today [at Disneyland] I overheard some girls call the Evil Queen Maleficent by mistake and like, first your mirror tells you you aren’t as fair anymore and then that? I’d be mortified.
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