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βkill them with kindnessβ wrong. crow attack
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Daniel retweeted
I enjoy holding the door open for people who are far away so they feel like they have to run a little.
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From 1863 the London Underground used the large Talpidae family of mole to transport people around the city. Although they had impeccable timekeeping skills they were replaced by electric trains in 1945 following the Mayday Mornington Crescent mole massacre which left 54 dead.
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I used to be the coolest kid in the 90s with a Windows 3.1 desktop. Now I have people on the train telling me that my phoneβs flashlight is on
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Establish dominance at your wedding by saying βYouβll doβ instead of βI do.β
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Back in my day, it was a game of dodge ball where you found out who didn't like you.
