It’s my first time as a fantasy football team manager. Here’s my starting lineup for this week. I’m counting on your guys @PatrickMahomes @DAndreSwift @ohthatsNajee22 @ZayFlowers @officialnalo @TyroneTracy

#COWBOYCARTERTOUR #Beyonce #sofistadium #LosAngeles

my.ticketmaster.com/ds/vQ1AA… Selling two tickets for Cowboy Carter 5/9

Selling #CowboyCarterTour tix. I have 2 for May 9 at SoFi #SoFiStadium #LosAngeles #ConcertTickets

The Acolyte was so good. I need more ASAP!! #StarWars #TheAcolyte #amandlastenberg

Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show episode 5: Jamar was so good. #hbomax #jerrodcarmichael

Batman is the USA’s version of James Bond/007.

Did anyone figure out who this is in the red hat?

Gotta watch Ramy Youssef’s new special More Feelings, It’s fantastic!!

Who is this in the red hat? Is that someone wearing prosthetics? #beyonce #COWBOYCARTER

I’d love to get a jazz album from Beyonce. That would be epic.

There should be a show called Sleeping Around and it’s a travel show reviewing different accommodations. #tv #realitytv #travelshow #pitch #hulu #netflix

Have Charo and Dolly Parton ever worked together? Have they ever met? #charo #dollyparton

Spotify’s AI, DJ X, can get it. They have great communication, truly listen to me, expand my musical knowledge without being pushy, always gives me a heads up when they’re going to switch up the music on me. Hands down, favorite AI! @SpotifyUSA

Theres a beep sound in Taylor Swifts Karma and whenever I hear it I think its something else and I go crazy trying to figure out what it is and then I remember its in the song. What’s the point of that beep? Take it out please. @taylorswift13 @jackantonoff @Zombreck @sounwave

Every time I see Marc Maron in something it’s an unexpected surprise. I’m watching Genie on Peacock and he’s in it. Loved him in Reservation Dogs and in The Horror of Dolores Roach. @marcmaron #marcmaron #genie #peacock

I had a dream that Tom Hanks and I were hanging out with Offset. He’s not doing well and needed emotional support. It’s weird to have celebrities in our dreams. Anyways, somebody check on Offset. #Celebrities #TomHanks #Offset

Does Tyler Perry make fairy tale type media? Adventure? Action? Magical?

My favorite part of In-n-Out is complaining about the fries. #innout #frenchfries

I wonder how much more tourism Prague has seen ever since Nicki Minaj showed us how bad bitches leave London to go to Prague and called us out for not knowing how to spell Prague. #prague