Brave men didn't die face down in the Vietnam mud for me to not style on you. One man trying to bring back YEET.

Joined August 2012
I can't believe this is real, but it's here! My brand new coming-of-age novel is out now!! A big thank you to everyone who supported me; this is a very surreal moment in my life. I hope you all enjoy it! Here's da link: amazon.com/Kids-We-Used-Be-W…
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Sharing once again, if you need something to watch this weekend check out my film!
ICYMI I released my brand new movie this past weekend! It's a full length satire that targets movie buffs and what it means to be "good" at watching movies. The film features the usual cast of TML Alums; Cody, Scott, Casher, Sumner, Dmitri, and Parker! youtube.com/watch?v=h63LtDAF…
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Well friends and family, after almost two years in the making, my new feature film is officially out! The Patrician's Guide To Kino is a project that kept me sane during covid and I'm quite proud of the final product! I hope you all check it out! youtube.com/watch?v=h63LtDAF…
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Life update pt 2 gofund.me/652e918f
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Our friend @dolphinrayne joins us this week to talk about The Big Lebowski and what makes a cult film on this new episode of The Harbor! youtube.com/watch?v=hFtK9Uy2…
youtu.be/tVMgrMU-xWc It’s been a while! We’re back with a brand new TML “””comedy””” short ft the Kino Kowboy and all the homies especially ft. Casher, @parkerisonfire, @Zombreck and a ton of whippets 👀 TML is coming to an end.
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Welp we did it, we all watched Squid Game and talked about it! Join Scott, Casher, and I on a brand new Harbor Podcast youtu.be/0ZfA0uE-MtY
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Yo it my birthday. FB banned me for shitting on a transphobe. Hit me with memes since people still on here.
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People still actively use twitter? Wild.
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It's here! The TML Christmas Special! Witness come greasy shit as we try and fund money for christmas presents youtube.com/watch?v=PPBjXyx0…
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I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!
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SCHLATT 2020. Coming soon. schlatt2020.com
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Are clerics just simps for deities?
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Gotta love when your state shows it’s Ass to the rest of the world. Not all of AR. is like this but too many towns here are. It’s disgusting, hateful, and willful ignorance. They don’t care about anyone other than themselves, and see any “other” as a danger to them. #BLM
When you’re black and from Arkansas you know not to stop in Harrison or Moutain Home. You avoid both at all costs.
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Coming out Read: tl.gd/n_1sr9dc7
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Y'all did it again @KillerMike and @therealelp Do y'all even have the ability to create anything less than bangers?