Facts: there is nothing more disappointing than hearing the shower turn on when you’ve been planning to have one for the past 4 hours

Ok, but seriously. This can’t be the same USA @MileyCyrus was talking about??

It’s wild to me that more artists outside of the US haven’t come out to condemn #Trump and speak out about him and then I remembered, most of you lot are more worried about a visa to the US than a racist predator.

I don’t know how some of you find the time to listen to the amount of podcasts that are out there. I struggle to decide what to eat for dinner 🤷🏻‍♂️ #podcasts #podcastandchill

This thing on?

Mad respect to @beckyexcell for reaching out to @thismorning to sort this shitshow out 💪🏻x

Just been hearing about all this #vanessafeltz #coelaic nonsense. How dare you man! As someone who’s suffered since he was 5 years old, now 36, I took HUGE offence to what she said on @thismorning not sure what her poor attempt of an “apology” that was either! S/O @Coeliac_UK

Never. In. My. Life. Wtf? 😅

.@jamalimaddix man. You absolutely kill me on Buzzcocks every time 🤣

Please have a read of this for my wonderful mother in law xxx

13 years ago… the party continued. You’re welcome 😘 youtu.be/D4npUdfEmbQ

We’re all still calling it Twitter though, right?

Ok, why can girls get away with the ‘top button of their trousers undone’ look and it appear sexy. Yet when I do it, it looks like I’ve eaten my own body weight at an all you can eat Chinese 🥲