@drunkandcoding

Captain of the Cali-class Federation starship USS San Dimas | pro choice | anti maga | he/him | Black Lives Matter | @drunkandcoding@bsky.social | don’t DM

 Hill Valley, CA
Joined February 2015
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Replying to @Turbo81
I picked up a prescription at the grocery store once for one of my dogs and was cautioned that he shouldn’t drive while taking it
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fiascá spice@TilllyNeonn
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Bleak but real
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Rep. Jack Kimble
@RepJackKimble
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Way to go, President Trump!! Getting Greenland and Denmark to agree to the deal that we signed with them in April 1951 was a stroke of diplomatic strategery bar none. #Greenland
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Maybe Trump would care if they tattooed his name on the dogs, or painted them gold sfgate.com/national-parks/ar…

Trump administration blocks 3 jobs caring for Denali's working sled dogs

Federal cuts threaten staffing at Denali's sled dog kennel.

sfgate.com
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Just emailed a colleague that I was too busty to attend a meeting today
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BREAKING: Secretary of War Hegseth fires General Tso from the Pentagon dining facility
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The enema of my enema is my friend
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Yo yo my blood sugar is murder
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Bob Phillips
@BobTheSuit
Sep 14
If you take two extra strength Anacin with a cup of Tasters Choice you wake up in 1975 in the back seat of a Cutlass Supreme.
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Jan☭@GodandtheBear
Sep 13
Damn these flock cameras getting more cops fired than all the unwarranted civilian killings ever did.
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Sep 13
JUST IN: Two metro Atlanta officers fired after an audit flagged separate cases of “misuse” involving Flock cameras.
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Alice
@AliceFromQueens
Sep 9
Before AI kills us, can we at least have a few years with the sex bots who do laundry?
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Brb pitching Planet Of The Ales, where sentient IPA’s rule the Earth after humanity’s fall
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Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzon
Sep 6
The United States of America has collapsed. Rival fast food chains have taken over. Who are you pledging your allegiance to?
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Good: My younger cat likes to lie on my chest to feel my heartbeat Bad: He weighs 16 pounds
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Molly Ploofkins
@Mollyploofkins
Sep 2
Mexico has the Peso. The U.S. has the Pedo.
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He is grace and elegance
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They should make a sequel to WarGames (a real one, not that Dead Code flop) where David and Jennifer sic Joshua on all these upstart AI’s
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fullautoslur@fullautoslurs
Aug 30
like two days ago a billionaire guy got arrested for trying to fuck a trailer park hooker
Nadia
@thegenesisbl0ck
Aug 29
You can very easily tell a man’s socioeconomic status by his taste in women.
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Hairstylists always complain that my hair is too thick and silky It’s a burden
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Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)@drunkandcoding
Aug 29
Replying to @Kaos_Vs_Control
And farther below Lake America Takes in what Lake Epstein can send ‘er
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Joel Montfort
@jmontforttx
Aug 28
Texans, the state has suspended 1.2M voters from the voter rolls just before the election. Please check that you are registered and send this link to others. goelect.txelections.civixapp…
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