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Joined May 2021
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Holy shit! They changed the rules for Elon again... They waved the profitability rule & are adding SpaceX to indices only 5 days after IPO... normally it's 90 This forces 401k retirement & passive funds to buy SpaceX at elevated IPO pricing, holding the bags the entire way down
They changed the entire rules of the stock market specifically for Elon Musk's SpaceX IPO... This is what they aren't telling you... and how it could cause the greatest collapse we've ever seen.
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When you want an AI to read a mammogram: → FDA SaMD gauntlet → 510(k) or De Novo → Clinical trials → Post-market surveillance → Massive liability When you want an AI to replace a hospital CEO? Nothing. Zero FDA. Zero regulators. Zero. Days. To. Deploy.
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everyone who hated bitcoin mining for wasting energy is watching the entire internet use more power than a small european nation to generate thousands of studio ghibli memes with 4o
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It would be great if @elonmusk could take a look inside Fort Knox just to make sure the 4,580 tons of US gold is there. Last time anyone looked was 50 years ago in 1974.
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Was USAID funding the Chiefs too?
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ETH ETF Update: @bitwise drops $ETH ETF Advertisement. #Ethereum
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BREAKING: The SEC approves spot Ethereum (ETH) ETF, making it the first ETF ever created because a character from “World of Warcraft” had its warlock powers nerfed.
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Silicon Valley aired 10 years ago this month. Here’s how I would write the 2024 reboot:
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My April Fools timeline timeline looks just like my usual timeline 🤔
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Best crypto tax software that works with Blur? Zenledger is a fail
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Let's be honest A lot of people did not expect Bitcoin to get back to ATH territory with Fed Funds at 5.33% and the average mortgage rate at 7.27% It was a speculative, zero-interest rate, easy money phenomenon, they said Boy do we have news for you
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everybody watching the #SuperBowl and here i am watching the bitcoin chart
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Holy mother of Jesus.
Blackrock's #Bitcoin    ETF now holds 63,488 #BTC   , up 6,859 from yesterday. This is a MASSIVE increase. 900 BTC are issued per day and soon this will drop to 450. Blackrock clients bought 7.6x the amount of BTC that was produced yesterday 🤯
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This didn’t age well..
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“We’ve gradually gotten used to this environment where we can’t pay another person unless there is a corporation involved” Watch Rogan’s sinking realization when Andreas explains to him what this really means
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Come on guys and gals, let's get #BoycottVanguard trending
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Hey @JupiterExchange, can you add a detailed transaction history, including perps? Would make taxes a lot easier. Save me from SolScan.
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The SEC setting up their account security on X
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is there a crypto tax software than can actually read solscan?
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