@drinkpasteurize

calvin and hobbes enthusiast

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Joined July 2019
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The only Israel I support is Hawaiian singer songwriter Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
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trap dad
@dude_gangOct 20
her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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Lowkey cigarette smokers are GOATed for the federal budget. Pay taxes and then die at 70-75? Ideal.
Evil Man@evilkaratesk8erOct 18
I’ve smoked a ton of cigarettes, why should I have to pay the tax on those?
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ponmo@twoponmotwoeggOct 17
"don't kiss and tell" after incredible pussy is crazy. a city set on a hill cannot be hidden pls.
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will@will_nba_haterOct 16
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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user@elecwindgodfistOct 16
please pull a Maiden Heaven and make Soft & Wet's localized name Softened Wet i dont think i could take anything else
JoJo News ★@jojowikinewsOct 16
VIZ Media announces the official English localization of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: JoJolion, with its first volume releasing in Summer 2027. jojo-news.com/2026/10/16/viz…

VIZ Media Announces JoJolion's Official English Release for Summer 2027

VIZ Media announces the official English localization of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: JoJolion, with its first volume releasing in Summer 2027.

jojo-news.com
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Vash@vash_vanaOct 16
This was the most JoJo JoJo episode we’ve had in a while, didn’t make it 5 min before a man dressed like a party city stripper started exploding shit as everyone began progressively repeating the same information louder and louder
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sexpert@sahib14384912Oct 14
FIRST 40 MINUTES OF PRIMETIME: oh yea u wanted to fuck kids you sick fuck well guess what buddy ur on TV now and we will do you how our brave troops are gonna do osama bin laden you pedophile fucking ass wipe piece of motherfucking fuck shit trash LAST HOUR OF PRIMETIME:
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Fred@commanderfreddyOct 12
the ONLY time actual children are on screen in this movie is when chris wakes his own very young sons up in the middle of the night to watch him read sexually explicit material aloud on TV in order to serve his own ego. movie that Understands.
Fred@commanderfreddyOct 12
Replying to @commanderfreddy
PRIMETIME (2026) all of the "whale hunt" metaphors were so apt because, much like the characters of moby dick, none of these people had any understanding of what it was they were actually attempting to "hunt"
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DSBM🔞@DSBM9999Oct 11
Biggest thing I learned from competing is that if ur opponent smells like cigarettes/weed they are playing an aggro deck because they have enough time 2 leave the convention hall 😂
Chef Cliffy@ChefGreginaldOct 11
Our local giga stoner is 7-2 at the RC with infect this is not a drill
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Before I go to bed, here’s the Regular Show space watercolor background. (3140x1684)
https://i.8upload.com/image/696c0be48a8b36d1/rs-space-bg-hq.png

ALT https://i.8upload.com/image/696c0be48a8b36d1/rs-space-bg-hq.png

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Happy 10/10! In honor of our two favorite number 10s, we're giving away a Drake Maye jersey and a Carles Gil jersey! Follow us and repost to enter for your chance to win.
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Replying to @polyfraggrenade
Sometimes I think a politically motivated death by cop would be good for me
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Michael@_britmonkeyOct 10
I only just found out Bruno Powroznik, creator of "MARGARET FATCHER IS DED" and "OBJECTS I AVE SHUVED UP MY ARSE" died in 2023 aged 60. This only became public knowledge in 2025 because he left no will and had no living relatives. Also he was probably transgender?
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everyone in Boston is like that because we constantly have to deal with BPD
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Got called an “ideal” student by one of my professors. Bowl for breakfast.
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Gotcha culture Was asked if there’s any conspiracies he believes in and said he’s not a conspiracy guy but he’s not 200% sure it happened. Get your clicks though.
Boston 25 News
@boston25Oct 7
Patriots QB Drake Maye reveals he is unsure if United States landed on the moon in 1969 ebx.sh/i4wUwP
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Old Highmark stadium last ever Primetime loss was to: the New England Patriots New Highmark Stadium first ever loss was to: the New England Patriots
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Kleaver
@KleaverSportsOct 4
Yall gotta learn to appreciate the rivalry this is becoming
Brycen 🏆
@Brycen2047Oct 4
Drake Maye and Josh Allen on a random Sunday in Buffalo
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I wonder what Drake Maye finna do after this game man. Prolly go home to his loving wife and family. Maybe invest his savings responsibly. Ohhh he so tuff bruh. He really run this league man
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(fan) Drake Maye Lover
@drakemayeloverrOct 4
DRAKE MAYE OWNS BUFFALO
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