tomorrow night at Node Arts Collective 7pm.

Tomorrow night at 7 @AstroStomp and I are bringing you a new one-liner show with a killer lineup.

Free show tomorrow. doors at 7 show at dusk. byob. lineup = stacked

oops all headliners

dollar dollar bills y’all

Does anyone still use “x”? I’m looking for a new job and roommate if anyone has any leads 🙏

YouTube playback speeds for me: Left-wing political show (1.5 speed) Piano tutorials (0.5 speed)

This is how we save democracy, hear me out: Weekend at Bernie’s but Bernie is Biden, The weekend is another 4 years, and the cadaver is funding limitless genocide.

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man

I want to cover Limp Bizkit’s Rollin’ but make it about social media and call it Scrollin’

“At one in the same time she wanted to die and live in Paris” - Madame Bovary

“The future was a totally dark corridor with a solidly locked door at its end” - Madame Bovary

Gen z are probably the most likely to embrace therapy but the least likely to be able to afford it

Juneteenth is a special holiday for me because I am as big a fan of portmanteaus as I am of social justice

I have never read Bell Hooks, but I have read many Hell Books

Richard Dawkins is my favorite atheist

I think we should get rid of the word superfluous

Right wingers didn’t even know what the word pronoun meant until they were taught that it is a bad word

The opposite of the thin lizzy is thicc lizzo