@dragonageoos

the gay person in your phone - yes i like muse yes i like radiohead we exist

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Joined August 2016
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small bit of muse tomfoolery
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quite literally omw to my graduation thinking about how crazy it is that i managed to trick all of my professors into thinking i'm smart. like goddamn be happy in your life for once asshole
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where were u wen bioware die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring “bioware is kil” “no”
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i was kinda expecting this to happen eventually but still. fuuuuck man
BioWare
@biowareOct 21
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i feel like you're all missing the important part about matt's instagram post and that's the diabolical prices. $4 for one fucking cookie??? don't buy from him he's ripping you off😤😤
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Pyyton 🏹@PythonPyyOct 14
winds is never being released because every day a new person starts adwd and grrm has to wait before everyone is done first
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worst song on the album as the best song submission, never change muse
Muse I Want The Truth@muse_iwantruthOct 13
Muse submissions for Grammys 2027 🤔 forbes.com/sites/jeffbenjami…
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ero #x@erosinfulsOct 10
told them im gay at my job interview so they know im a grindr
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sometimes i see people make the term "achillean" a thing as a gay equivalent to "sapphic" and while it's not only corny it's also completely unnecessary lol. men attracted to men just use gay to mean that you're a dude fucking dudes
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no hate but i feel like this term is mostly used by very online ppl who don't have that much experience with gay male culture because ime it really doesn't matter that much if you're gay or bi or pan or whatever else when it comes to this as long as you are attracted to men
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i don't get the whole "t will make you an ugly balding man" thing because i looked like shit before i transitioned and i'm way hotter as a man actually
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this is going to ruin the tour
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ohhhh baby don't you know i'm charlie, ohhhh baby can you hear me kirk
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developing a cough on kirkiversary. hm
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rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸
@rinnystarrSep 8
pirate unhappy that his porn video isn’t doing well:
Dr. Sakura@DrSakura1Sep 8
yall sleeping on mii porn
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Meesh Hell@waziotSep 3
I mean this with only love in my heart if you give even a crumb of a fuck about this and you’re over the age of 25 you gotta kiII yourself
ْ@ExpectoPatronumSep 2
Harry Potter 2001 vs 2026
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Know Your Meme
@knowyourmemeSep 2
On this day 12 years ago, Twitter user 'LuckyLuciano17k' posted a photograph of himself with the caption "You know I had to do it to em".
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that's dante and vergil
🩻🚧 d☮︎rian@ARCADEROOMSSep 1
almost shed tears in front of the copyright free resident evil trade
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👩‍💻@weirdassfishesSep 1
My tweets are all so lonely without their friends, My Retweets. They’re wondering what they did to be separated from one another
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neve@LlZARDLIONSep 1
‘7 likes isn’t a lot’ imagine having seven asoiaf books
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people in their 20's on here love posting a video of some song from 2013 or smth with "they don't make music like this anymore" and it's the most doodoo ass song you've heard in your life
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