Glory be.. I was just dozing off nicely and now all I can hear is the police helicopter overhead, no doubt looking for a savage.. no rest for the wicked!

Everard says he finds your ‘snake hips’ quite alluring..He can be very licentious.

I do hope Gladys Uppard, next door, has taken her hearing aid out or else she’ll be hanging out of the bedroom window in her babydoll nighty, doing the old damsel in distress scenario, winking at the policemen & hoping to see their big chopper..I hope she takes her curler out.