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Indy native. Real Estate Broker. semi professional tall person

Indianapolis IN
Joined April 2009
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it was right around this date in November when I was 27 years old that i remember looking at a 0 dollar bank balance at the ATM...
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Tax-Smart Moves When Selling Real Estate flip.it/jo18V
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HOUSING STARTS JUMP TO HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE NOVEMBER 2007 read.bi/1PTnlKN
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Just when you think #SNL is over, Lorne Michaels convinces Debbie Downer to run for President.
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"Excellence is the unlimited ability to improve the quality of what you have to offer." - Rick Pitino
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Good day. It is April 12, 2015. Sweat the small stuff. Sweat the big stuff. Keep sweating, you could lose a few.
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Light tweeting today because we've all been eating cake. BECAUSE FUCK PIE.
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Replying to @mcuban
@mcuban @fcc We really need to call NetNeutrality for what it is. The Department of Internet.
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Lift your mind above everyday, petty worries, and focus on long-term, horrific fears! #asteroid #pandemic #clowns
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Hey @ESPNAssignDesk, book a physicist coming out of this please.
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Good morning. Today is Jan. 8, 2015. Affirmation for the northern hemisphere: "HOLY FUCK IT'S SO FUCKING COLD KILL ME NOW." #namaste
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CRUDE OIL JUST BROKE $50 read.bi/1Awzd11
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Broken ribs on top of broken bones in his back? Tony Romo is the anti-Derrick Rose. He doesn't give a sh*t about life after the game!
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Ad of the Day: Fathers are thrilled their boys are men in @OldSpice's "Dadsong." adweek.it/1teKJHB
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In Focus: Romantic-Comedy Behavior Gets Real-Life Man Arrested onion.com/1pOuW6I
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Coca-Cola brings Surge back in e-commerce experiment; available only on Amazon bit.ly/1qF6uUn
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When you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough. William Saroyan
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PRO: Same tactics used successfully in Afghanistan, Iraq CON: Jesus, just look at this shit onion.com/1sQ4WHZ
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Man at XS Nightclub at Encore in Vegas orders 400 cases, builds beer fortress around table (H/T @timtrendell, @guhlo)
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Germans Humiliated After Winning World Cup 6.38 Seconds Behind Schedule onion.com/1r91jfp
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