he/him head sommelier at La Trompette, writes about things, mostly vegetables and wine with added opinions.

London, probably.
Joined January 2009
Replying to @J_J_Kennedy
@J_J_Kennedy re your foot note on syphilis, Jaques Pepin argues that compulsary injections to treat syphilis played a large role in the early spread of HIV
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(in the origin of aids)
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so one could argue the Americas did get a bit of pestilent revenge...
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my mate who works in the royal mint told me about this astonishing feature on the new £50 notes and we've been avidly waiting for a king charles fifty to test it out - today we got one and can confirm that it does indeed work
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donaldé retweeted
something that impresses me about European away fans - how's some fella from Augsburg got a number for a Wednesday night in Birmingham?
Bayern fan doing a line here 🤣 the director couldn’t cut away quick enough 😭
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If you're in Reading, look out for this! An evening of folk horror shorts at @Rdng_bsct_fctry 🎃
Spooky Season has officially started, and there are just a handful of tickets left for DARK HARVEST: A NIGHT OF SHORT FOLK HORROR FILMS later this month at @Rdng_bsct_fctry! 🍂🎃🌾 October 23rd at 8pm 🚨 10 TICKETS LEFT🚨 October 27th at 7:30pm
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Why is the life-saving helicopter funded by charity, but the royal's helicopter is funded by the taxpayer?
David Beckham and Prince William celebrating you raising £15m for the London Air Ambulance Charity as if they did it. Either of them could have done it with their pocket change.
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Replying to @donalde @TRidesmith
Ah yes… Many people don’t realise that any reputable wine merchant should take it back. If it’s clearly corked, the age doesn’t matter to me either. As long as they brought it from us. So it helps to have an account or long term relationships.
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New (found by the communal bins) Weber getting its first run out. Spatchcock roast chicken incoming.
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I am so sick of under performing expensive a$$ wines that are ruined or corked by terrible and archaic closures: one thing makes me more aggro though, the simpletons who rally for such crap to stay in wines that are deemed ‘serious’ y’all are not serious ! Readjust expectations
If you don’t understand why all wine should be under stelvin, i cannot help you but you need to read a book and get a palate.
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godspeed you black emperor scene report;
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We've gotta bring back this kind of propaganda if we're ever gonna stop climate change
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be safe out there!
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"Wait what"✅ Move❌
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Replying to @archer_rs
I’ve nicked this - in a limited and specific way - because it’s a work of heartbreaking genius and I think it deserves to go viral. 😉 #LiarJohnson #JailJohnson
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So City can’t beat a 10 man Arsenal or Newcastle….
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I trust the driver will be prosecuted in the same vein as those who discussed blocking the M4.
Bloody entitled train drivers, not giving way to hard-working car drivers at level crossings
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