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I could be one of the most positive things in your life, man.
I'm a good friend.
I'm one of the best friends you can have.
Plucked my eyebrows for the first time in a decade and no one noticed until I pointed it out in a desperate grapple for validation.
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Des'ree is best known for her 1994 hit “You Gotta Be,” an uplifting song about confidence, strength, and believing in yourself.
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Your 20's are for developing a debilitating drug habit. Whatever time you got left after 30 is for wanting another one
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One of the biggest surprises to me about adulting is seeing how bad people have to be at jobs before they get fired
Replying to @cyberdulce
Knew an older retired lady who told me she wanted to get a job clerking at her favorite convenience store out of sheer boredom. She then found out they were getting minimum and managers were getting $10 and suddenly boredom on its own wasn't reason enough 🤔
I'm serious can we talk about Carly Rae Jepsen releasing her best album like a month ago and then adding like 8 songs to it right after can we PLEASE talk about this album I don't feel so well
I'm so glad you can't go back in time to your past selves I would have strangled the best oh my lord!


















