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boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
thats why i make babybel cheese wax crab
on company time
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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Trump touched the gas prices now Texas elected a Senator who said God is non-binary
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btw i hate printers they are like horses in the way they can sense fear and unlike horses in the way that they aren’t awesome
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Oomfie got his account reported and now we're communicating with him like some ancient spirit in a ouija board
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.































