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A blue dot in a sea of red
Joined December 2010
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Updating the alternates, but honestly, I'm ready to chuck them all into the sea and go hide in a cave.
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Godspeed, Captain.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund
alzresearch.org/giving/
Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources
alzfdn.org/donate/
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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@TyOlsson Ellen Cole was a blast, man! Good action, funny as hell, and Lin Shaye was magnificent. I really enjoyed it.
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Eat a bag of dicks, DeSantis! Happy Pride, everyone else! 🏳️🌈
Defying DeSantis, Florida Pride Marchers Light Up Jacksonville Bridge with Rainbow Colors erininthemorning.com/p/defyi…
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Started to get Raptured during the #Eclipse but I was too fat to carry up to Heaven. 😢 #Eclipse2024
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After years of trying, I finally got the New Year's countdown synched up perfectly with the one in The Poseidon Adventure. If the rest of 2024 turns out to be as successful as this, maybe it'll be a decent year. Have a happy and a healthy one! #NYE2024
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Hard to tell if those are fireworks or gunshots going off. This part of Florida, could be either one. I ain't going out to check.
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Million Dollar Idea: Seedless Pumpkins
Just carve away and display. No goop to scoop. No gore on your floor.
No guts; all glory! 🎃 #HappyHalloween
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To say that Keith Giffen had a massive influence on the types of comic stories I loved reading (both back then and now) would be an understatement. Justice League; 5YL-Legion; 52; Hero Squared; and so many more. He was a master, and this is a crushing loss.
RIP #KeithGiffen
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5 minutes trying to figure out Threads and I already want to throw my phone (and myself) into the ocean. Really? That’s supposed to be the viable alternative to the hellscape here? C’mon.
Follow if you want to, but I’m never posting there.
threads.net/@davemaltman
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Simply the best. RIP Queen.
Tina Turner, Iconic Singer and Music Legend, Dies at 83 variety.com/2023/music/news/… via @variety
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Oh no, the sky’s gone woke! De Santis isn’t gonna be happy there’s a double rainbow over Jupiter right now. I best fetch my AR-15s (and maybe some hand grenades) and blow them things outta the sky! No gay rainbows allowed in the free state of Florida!
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They stuck the landing in almost every possible way you'd want it to be stuck. @TerryMatalas, Cast & Crew delivered a PHENOMENAL finale. @startrekonpplus #StarTrekPicard
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I'm kind of bummed about the Doom Patrol cancellation. I knew it was coming, but still... Titans was always hit-or-miss for me, but DP was something uniquely weird and special. I dug it and I'll miss it. #DoomPatrol
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