She needed a hero so that's what she became. 💫

Joined March 2017
I really love when officers come in and say “ok, story time.” Yes please, give me all the juicy details of these calls 🙌🏻
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Welp just turned in my resignation letter to my part time job. Finally realized my mental health was more important than the small paycheck I was bringing home.
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Dispatch Momma ✨ retweeted
PSA: If you’re an officer & you complain you can’t get more good dispatchers don’t treat the ones who actually do well like crap. That’s why they leave.
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Dispatch Momma ✨ retweeted
Interrupt my naps and I'll interrupt your breathing. 🤷🏻‍♀️💁🏻 – at Virginia, USA
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I’ve said this before but I love calling jurisdictions in other states and they are just as nice as can be. Pretty much anyone I call in my state has a 98% chance of being a total bitch 🤣
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Our shitty aco was suspended this morning. I got Mexican brought to me for lunch. Ice cream this afternoon and then we had a prisoner run out the back door and then flee leading to a pursuit. Honestly it’s been a great day. 😂
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Nothing quite like your phone dying therefore causing your alarm to not go off therefore not waking up for work. 🙃
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Kahlua and ice cream is the perfect combo 🥰
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I’ve been “reading” a magazine article for over an hour now. It’s only 5 pages long... And yet at the same time I fly through books like crazy. But really can you blame when when the article is about employee satisfaction and staffing? 😩
Feel craftsy tonight! My daughter’s school is doing Dr. Seuss day tomorrow so I made fish for her and her three cousins. The four of them will be “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.” The fish have pipe cleaners so I can wrap them around their ponytails. So proud of myself🥳
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Finished day 4 of a 7 day stretch. Today was an 8hr but tomorrow goes back to my normal 12s. My body is not made for this. 😩😭
Deputy just yelled up the hallway “Ive got your drugs!” and handed me a bag of different flavored k-cups. I’m now slightly less bitchy.
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Other dispatcher on the phone : “Your calling to say an OFFICER stole your firearm?” Me absolutely dying on the other side of the room.
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Caller: “Now I ain’t saying he stole it but he was here and now my gun came up a missing!”
At the park with my little and an officer goes by, she proceeds to tell everyone I work with the police and I have to explain what I do. Other mom: “oh so you must know his dad ‘such and such’! Me: Ummmmmm Her: he is a firefighter. Ahh yess of course.
I feel this on a spiritual level 😂
Ever just want to hit your coworker over the head with your keybord and say....” GET IT TOGETHER!” or is it just me?
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Of course my part time job would wait to take out and put down new carpet while I’m working. This is where I come to not do anything. 🙄
My latest trainee was fired today because she couldn’t do the job..she blamed me for being mean to her. Yes, I’m the reason you couldn’t ask basic questions for every call. 🙃
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If a dispatcher ever tells you, "We'll let someone know.", There's a 95% chance you've called about something dumb and they’re only telling the other people in the room. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
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