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I really love when officers come in and say “ok, story time.” Yes please, give me all the juicy details of these calls 🙌🏻
Welp just turned in my resignation letter to my part time job. Finally realized my mental health was more important than the small paycheck I was bringing home.
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PSA:
If you’re an officer & you complain you can’t get more good dispatchers don’t treat the ones who actually do well like crap. That’s why they leave.
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Interrupt my naps and I'll interrupt your breathing. 🤷🏻♀️💁🏻 – at Virginia, USA
I’ve said this before but I love calling jurisdictions in other states and they are just as nice as can be. Pretty much anyone I call in my state has a 98% chance of being a total bitch 🤣
Our shitty aco was suspended this morning. I got Mexican brought to me for lunch. Ice cream this afternoon and then we had a prisoner run out the back door and then flee leading to a pursuit. Honestly it’s been a great day. 😂
Nothing quite like your phone dying therefore causing your alarm to not go off therefore not waking up for work. 🙃
I’ve been “reading” a magazine article for over an hour now. It’s only 5 pages long...
And yet at the same time I fly through books like crazy. But really can you blame when when the article is about employee satisfaction and staffing? 😩
Feel craftsy tonight! My daughter’s school is doing Dr. Seuss day tomorrow so I made fish for her and her three cousins. The four of them will be “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.” The fish have pipe cleaners so I can wrap them around their ponytails. So proud of myself🥳
Finished day 4 of a 7 day stretch. Today was an 8hr but tomorrow goes back to my normal 12s. My body is not made for this. 😩😭
Deputy just yelled up the hallway “Ive got your drugs!” and handed me a bag of different flavored k-cups. I’m now slightly less bitchy.
Other dispatcher on the phone : “Your calling to say an OFFICER stole your firearm?”
Me absolutely dying on the other side of the room.
At the park with my little and an officer goes by, she proceeds to tell everyone I work with the police and I have to explain what I do. Other mom: “oh so you must know his dad ‘such and such’!
Me: Ummmmmm
Her: he is a firefighter.
Ahh yess of course.
Of course my part time job would wait to take out and put down new carpet while I’m working. This is where I come to not do anything. 🙄
My latest trainee was fired today because she couldn’t do the job..she blamed me for being mean to her. Yes, I’m the reason you couldn’t ask basic questions for every call. 🙃









