dina lovinsky

Even ghosts can suffer debilitating strokes. The more you know.

If one must work over the weekend, there are worse places to do it.

In a fit of cheapness, I bought @cvs brand razors. Then promptly sliced off part of my calf. Mid leg. MID LEG. How is that even possible?

In related news, @kcpike & @kidicaruss222, this exists: bit.ly/9Hm2QO Thanks, internet! You sure ruined that for me.

Email from grandpa titled Fw:Fwd:Fw:!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inside, a link: bit.ly/oI6LFN. This is progress, actually. Usually it's a WMV file.

Good god, Hulu. What is this "Need a break? You've been watching for 3 hours" message? This is my beautiful time with couch. Don't ruin it.

Ah. Ok, this applies to you all: @kidicarus222 @sexpigeon @fudgekat, I enjoy your internety things. Please continue. Love, Creepy Stranger

I am sometimes befuddled by Tumblrs, with the pictures and the briefness, but this I like muchly sexpigeon.org

Apparently I have a functional doorbell! Thanks for the news, Jehovah's Witnesses... now go away.

I love you, public radio. Even when you make me cry my face off. http://www.bigcontact.com/latw

Also, in regards to "to" and "the" - they are similar, it turns out.

Attention: I have just completed to book "Everything Matters!" by Ron Currie Jr., and have liked it muchly. Despite the exclamation mark.

To quote my father: I am jiggling so many balls right now. I have like 20 ball jiggling.

Jenya's reaction to Monistat commercial: "Bullshit. You don't feel like you're wearing a hoodie. You feel like your vagina's on fire."