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I have a private hobby I'm ready to go public with, it is coming up with COVID-era Seinfeld storylines. This is a true passion project; allow me to share a few in this thread.
I cast my vote for #ShortyAwards Audience Honors! Help us vote and share daily through April 8th: shortyawards.com/18th/phinea…
Blippi’s facial hair feels off. Seems like full beard or handlebar mustache on a Lego man are the only two options for children’s programming.
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In reviewing the list of celebrity attendees at the 2001 MTV VMAs on Wikipedia, my guess would be Mark Wahlberg, but I'm interested in hearing from someone who has done deeper research.
Jessica Simpson once “felt like a call girl” when she embarked on a secret affair with a movie star.
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This year’s hottest Halloween costumes: a Negroni spagliato, Olivia Wilde’s salad dressing, a sexy baby, rollerblading Ken (Ryan Gosling’s Version), corn, and the cast of Don’t Worry Darking at the Venice Film Festival.

















