THE REASON SOLDIERS ARE ADVISED TO FIRE IN SHORT, CONTROLLED BURSTS IS BECAUSE EVERY WEAPON HAS A FRAGMENT OF THE SOUL OF THE FIRST MURDERER IN IT AND THEY DONT WANT TO WAKE HIM UP
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from the dumpy potato to the succulent french fry, nothing satisfies hunger quite like food
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Guy With a Bunch of Tattoos and a Huge Beard in Public Going Ermmm Merp :P Meep Meep and Shit like That Just Imagine it How Does it Make You Feel Now Hold On to That Feeling and Use It for Your Art
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Elon was in those messages screamin PLEASE JEFFERY I NEED ITTT like Spongebob with no water #FuckWrongWitEm
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when your homeboy yapping about some dumb shit but it doesn't matter because you got the perfect spot to kill and bury him #murdertwt























