Teenagers, the difficulties you face now will be revealed in time to be absolute trivia compared to the towering wall of shit that arrives in your 40s.

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G&B Comedy · Jul 19, 2022 · 2:29 PM UTC

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G&B Comedy@GABcomedy19 Jul 2022

Headlining Wednesday at @Arch1livemusic we have two real G&B favourites, the fabulous Lily Webb (@lilywebb__) and the hilarious Dicky Wright (@rltwright). Show starts at 7.30pm. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #Magic #ArchOne

Fesshole🧻 · May 10, 2022 · 7:25 PM UTC

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Fesshole🧻

@fesshole10 May 2022

Whenever I refill the tea bags, if there is only 1 left in the jar, I move it to the top so that it is the next to fulfil its destiny and not consigned to a life of forever being trapped under its tea bag friends.

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Project Moz · Dec 12, 2021 · 5:23 PM UTC

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Project Moz@ProjectMoz12 Dec 2021

Join us on the 26th Feb for our next fundraising comedy night with the laughs provided by @nathancassidy @raviholy @aimeecooperform and @dickywright !

Joe Bates · Jul 12, 2021 · 8:05 PM UTC

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Joe Bates@joebatesss12 Jul 2021

These England player tweets are getting better as the day goes along. By the end of the night Jordan Pickford is going to post a video of him punching Nigel Farage

Swansea Thompson · Jul 11, 2021 · 10:27 PM UTC

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Swansea Thompson@LoloThom11 Jul 2021

Was Hermes involved in getting Football home?

BN · Mar 14, 2021 · 7:59 PM UTC

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BN@BanditNanna14 Mar 2021

Imagine if West Ham get into Europe. The two captains shake hands. Sergio Ramos hand over a Real Madrid pennant. In exchange Mark Noble puts a pound of pears in a brown bag and seals it by spinning it round twice.

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Comedy Virgins · Jan 19, 2021 · 5:25 PM UTC

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Comedy Virgins@ComedyVirgins19 Jan 2021

It's time for the most overly produced, overly supportive, online open mic comedy competition in the world!! 🤩 60 acts perform over 6 nights... And It's all completely free to watch and vote for your favourite new act live online at facebook.com/comedyvirginsli… 🏆 #cvmt21 – at Croydon, London

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Jeff Ross · Nov 7, 2020 · 5:44 PM UTC

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Jeff Ross

@realjeffreyross7 Nov 2020

BREAKING: President Trump Wins! (His golf game).

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Comedy Carnival · Oct 20, 2020 · 5:39 PM UTC

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Comedy Carnival@comedycarnival20 Oct 2020

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Moose Allain Ꙭ · Jul 16, 2016 · 8:33 AM UTC

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Moose Allain Ꙭ@MooseAllain16 Jul 2016

"Help! I can't get my jogging trousers off!" "We'll have to perform an emergency trackybottomy"

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Aaron Rupar · Sep 1, 2020 · 10:21 PM UTC

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Aaron Rupar

@atrupar1 Sep 2020

World historical self-ownage

Students For Trump

@TrumpStudents1 Sep 2020

President @realDonaldTrump tours what Biden will do to America.

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brian redban · Jul 24, 2020 · 6:55 PM UTC

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brian redban

@redban24 Jul 2020

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Toussaint Douglass · Jun 21, 2020 · 10:03 AM UTC

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Toussaint Douglass@Toussaint_X21 Jun 2020

I've yet to meet a right-winger who I didn't think could do with being a bit nicer to their fellow human beings and a left-winger who didn't annoy me slightly

Funny Feckers Comedy · Jun 14, 2020 · 12:03 PM UTC

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Funny Feckers Comedy@FunnyFeckers14 Jun 2020

We're back on Monday at 8pm With quizmaster @kzap333 and team captain @WesDaltoncomedy With @MrDarcyRoberts @dickywright and Riva Riley ##standupcomedy #comedy #London #funnyfeckers #pubquiz

Munya Chawawa · Jun 9, 2020 · 6:42 PM UTC

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Munya Chawawa@munyachawawa9 Jun 2020

Tommy Robinson’s plans for a race war ruined by train inspector 🚂😂

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