Atheist but hopeful. Introvert yet opinionated. Intelligent but average grades. Philosophical yet materialistic. Athletic but lazy.
Kolkata, India
Joined May 2010
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A few pointers to the "Indian Fan" for future ref:
1. If Pant gets out playing a big shot in future - Please shut up.
2. If Pujara defends more balls than you want him to - Please shut up.
3. If India loses badly and you feel the need to blame Shastri - Please shut up. #AUSvIND
I think she hasn't seen an Indian Rupee note in her entire life.
It has the face of a Gujarati man.
#WATCH | Kolkata | TMC MP Mahua Moitra says, "Bengalis are a very proud race. We led the war for independence against the British. Who were the Gujaratis?... 68% of the names of the people who were killed and incarcerated in Kala Pani were Bengalis, followed by Punjabis. Can you name me one Gujarati who was there, apart from your big hero, Veer Savarkar, who only wanted to sit and write apology letters? Please let us know..."
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If rain stays away the next 2 days, India will potentially have to bat out day 5 against Nathan Lyon with 4 lefties in our top 7. If the pitch deteriorates, we are done for.
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This was an absolutely flat, batting paradise today at MCG. Had we not had that absolute brainfade of a half an hour yesterday, there was a chance that we may have taken the lead and possibly made a case for a back door win.
Aus still favorites in spite of an ATG knock.
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How @DjokerNole is still booked is beyond me!
He's just the absolute personification of the perfect sportsperson.
Novak Djokovic says he was inferior to Carlos Alcaraz on the court, ‘He played every single shot better than I did:
“The way I felt on the court today against him, I was inferior on the court. He was a better player. That’s it. He played every single shot better than I did. I don’t think I could’ve done much more… he wasn’t allowing me to have free points on my serve. He played with a lot of variety. I’ve never seen him serve that way. 136. I’ve never seen him serve that fast. He must’ve had a really good serving practice day yesterday. He really outplayed me… he was better than me in every aspect of the game.”
(via Wimbledon Press)
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A great great guy.
Reality check from a champion!
All startup dudebros getting high on what-they-think is “hustle” must listen 🔥 @imVkohli xitter.cf/asianpaints/status/178…
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Few things I learned after closely observing this IND v ENG series:
1. You don't win matches if you can't take 20 wickets. Eng loaded their batting instead of their bowling and failed remarkably.
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India's greatest ever matchwinner plays his 100th tomorrow.
Congratulation Ravichandran Ashwin Anna for the 100th Test👏
On the eve of this special occasion, watch his all 507 wickets in Test Cricket
#Ashwin @ashwinravi99
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@WordinmyMouths check this. so good.
Mark Waugh is an Aussie
He wears a baggie hat
When he saw the bookie's cash
He said I'm having that
Shared it out with Warnie
They went and had some beers
And when the ACB found out
They covered up for years...
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This is bonkers.
AUS losing first four wkts for < 50 in World Cups
15/4 vs WI Mohali 1996
32/4 vs Eng Leeds 1975
38/4 vs WI Nottingham 2019
47/4 vs NZ Gqeberha 2003
48/4 vs Eng Gqeberha 2003
49/4 vs Afg Mumbai 2023 *
They won on each of the five previous instances.
Stat courtesy: @deeputalks
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There we go, God has spoken and anointed this as the GOAT knock. Debate ends.
A wonderful knock by @IZadran18 to put Afghanistan in a good position. They started well in the 2nd half and played good cricket for 70 overs but the last 25 overs from @Gmaxi_32 was more than enough to change their fortune.
From Max pressure to Max performance! This has been the best ODI knock I’ve seen in my life.
#AUSvAFG
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Aus had to score at over a run a ball for more than 20 overs out of which Cummins played 50+ dots. Maxwell basically scored approx 150 in 70 balls. While chasing with a bowler who bats a bit. With an injury. In highly humid conditions. Against a great spin attack. Unreal.
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