Pattern matcher, load balancer, emotional technologist. Investing at https://xitter.cf/t.co/DuvatUYry6 Previously founder @phhhoto :D)(;

Brooklyn
Joined March 2007
My Twitter feed has become people playing the algorithm instead of having real conversations. Pretty boring stream of "business" advice.
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float i,e,a,l,y;vec3 p,q,d=vec3((FC.xy-.5*r)/r.y,-1);for(d.xz*=rotate2D(t*.2);i++<2e2;e=max(min(++y,-e),y-3.)){i>1e2?l=log(e+=1e-4)/1e2,d/=d,o:o+=exp(-e*1e3)/2e2;p=q+=d*e*.7;p++;y=p.y;for(a=3.;a>.04;a*=.6)p.xz*=rotate2D(5.),p=abs(p)-a,e=min(e,max(p.x,(max(p.y,p.z))));}o+=l;
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float e,i,j,f,a,w;for(vec3 p,q;i++<50.;p=q+=vec3((FC.xy-.5*r)/r.y,-.5)*e){p.yz*=rotate2D(.7);f=.4;i<45.?p:p-=.001;e=p.y+7.;for(a=j=.9;j++<30.;a*=.8){vec2 m=r/r*rotate2D(j);float x=dot(p.xz,m)*f+t+t;w=exp(sin(x)-1.);p.xz-=m*w*cos(x)*a;e-=w*a;f*=1.2;}}o-=e*2e3; #つぶやきGLSL
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This is an untouched box of the legendary Hagoromo Fulltouch chalk, made in Japan circa 2014. The company closed down in 2015, and while a version of the chalk is now made in Korea, purists mourn the loss of the unsurpassable original - the finest blackboard chalk ever made. 1/
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Totally agree that killing people in the dark is easier if it doesn’t look real
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.@pumabluemusic's new album is not only excellent in its musical subtlety, but shares its title with one of my favorite essays/books by junichiro tanizaki
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1/ Hi I’m Champ. New to Twitter! 😂 This week you can follow me for a cause. Donating $1 to @GirlsWhoCode for every new follow. Verified accounts = $100.
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Taking off the mocap suit... A truly horrifying sight. Miko is Okay though, it's a normal thing that happens.
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there's so much future left to build
This is so cool. A protocol to route internet traffic through servers that are currently getting sunlight solarprotocol.net/
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Joe Rogan satire tweets are my new favorite genre of tweet
GRINCH: *takes hit* Now, I'm not saying, 'exterminate the Whos.' That's a lot, I'm not down with that. But I'm saying, if Whos had full freedom like people do... ROGAN: ...we'd have a FUCKING serious problem. I hear you, brother.
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Anti maskers be like…
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I want it on record that I coined the term “Face Pants” 😷
But what if all my money is shoe money?
Bodega sign on Ave C.
Always remember where you’re from
The last time i was this bored, i was waiting for my mom to buy a blouse at Bradlee’s.
NYC is officially at the “ducks as pets” stage of the pandemic
i was riding home last night & thought i seen a girl with a DUCK on a fucking leash so i pulled over & seen it was in fact a girl with a mf duck on a leash lmfao
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THREAD OF ALL MY NYC-RELATED HISTORY TWEETS:
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If I were shot in the back by police I’d want everyone to see the video.
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