You do not truly know someone until you fight them. -Seraph @dexterous@hachyderm.io @saagermhatre@toot.thoughtworks.com

New York, NY
Joined September 2010
"Probably the crowning achievement of science, not in the state standards" (sigh!) bit.ly/16PGltP #relativity #education
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If you have a "Scrum shop," where everybody is marching in lockstep to the same process/framework drum, you are not Agile. Period. Agile teams are self-organizing, and among other things, that means that every team gets to decide how it's going to do its own work (and how to align with other teams). Organization-wide tooling and artifacts (big backlogs, Jira) are just the extra nail in the centralized-control coffin. I see no value whatever in standardizing processes across the entire organization. That's all about ego, power, not effectiveness. The people doing the work are best suited to decide _how_ to do the work. Management can help and support, but not dictate. And to head off the inevitable, recurring comment I've heard entirely too many times: We are not children. We do not do whatever we feel like, without regard for anyone else. We collaborate at both the team and inter-team level. We understand that autonomy and alignment are both critical. Business people and developers literally work together. Since we are grown-ups, we do not need some dictatorial kindergarten teacher telling us what to do. If your org is made up of out-of-control children, you've got some work to do.
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Sidin makes an uncomfortable point. My ethos as a founder is that my customer shouldn't know me to use my product, and it's been reinforced every time I've had to escalate my customer service problem until the CEO of the other company is personally involved. That's a fail.
Everyday I am reminded how much damage was done to generations of Indian youth because the smart people were told to be quiet and humble and let their work speak, while the idiots were given free rein to have a personality.
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Americans! As you know, Dutch Barn will be available in The US from next month. Do you think I need to change my style of advertising for your country?
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The usefulness of Amazon’s 6-page memo has been nuked by AI-generated text (employees sit in meetings suspecting text is AI and tune out). Suspicious memos tagged as AI;DR (AI, didn’t read).
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Happy 41st birthday to the NES! 41 years ago today, this little grey Nintendo box made its way into our homes and into our hearts along with Super Mario Bros and changed the face of gaming forever! What's your best game and memory of the NES?
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Alex Gibney: “A lot of these deaths related to Full Self Driving or Autopilot, 67 so far. If that had happened at GM over a brake malfunction, it would be massive congressional hearings. A lot of those things were settled so the actual facts of the matter wouldn’t come to light. In the film, we have the case of one which is a pedestrian who was killed by a runaway Tesla with malfunctioning Autopilot. They took that to trial and won a rather massive judgement and the evidence is overwhelming not only how bad the system was, but also how hard Tesla tried to hide the evidence of malfeasance. In a lot of cases, Autopilot has a function where milliseconds before the car slams into a wall, Autopilot will turn off, and so Tesla can say with a straight face Autopilot was not engaged at the time of the crash”
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While everyone is still thinking about rocket thrusters on road vehicles… does anyone remember Bosch demonstrating a cold gas thruster that would kick in if it sensed the bike was losing grip during a turn?
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AI agents like Meta’s Muse are on your side in exactly the same sense HR is on your side.
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Somewhere a price service returned a float and nobody wrote the null check. The cookies are fine.
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What did EC do in last 3 weeks A @DeccanHerald Infographics
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When the wall painting is too realistic. A truck driver just crashed into a mural on the Delhi–Dehradun Expressway thinking it was an open lane. 💀
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August 6, 1945. A 29 year old engineer is walking to work in Hiroshima on the last day of a three month business trip. He's packed. He's going home to his wife and baby son tomorrow. He looks up and sees a bomber high overhead. Something small falls from it. Then the sky turns white. His name was Tsutomu Yamaguchi. He designed oil tankers for Mitsubishi, and he'd been sent to Hiroshima to work at the company's shipyard. He was about two miles from where the bomb exploded. The blast threw him off his feet. It burst his eardrums. It burned the left side of his upper body, his face and arms. For a while he couldn't see. He spent the night in an air raid shelter in a city that no longer existed. The next morning, badly burned, he found two of his coworkers who had also survived. Together they made their way through the ruins to a train station and got on one of the few trains still running. They were going home. Home was Nagasaki. He got back on August 8, covered in bandages. His family barely recognized him. Doctors treated his burns. Most people would have stayed in bed. On August 9, Yamaguchi reported to work. He was sitting in the Mitsubishi office in Nagasaki, telling his boss what had happened in Hiroshima. How one bomb had wiped out an entire city. According to Yamaguchi, his boss told him that was impossible. That he must be out of his mind. And at that moment, through the window, the room filled with the same white light. The second atomic bomb had just exploded over Nagasaki. Once again, Yamaguchi was about two miles away. The blast tore the bandages off his burns. The office was wrecked. And somehow, again, he lived. He rushed home terrified of what he'd find. His house was destroyed. But his wife and son had survived too. They had gone out looking for burn ointment for him and were sheltering in a tunnel when the bomb hit. Treating his injuries from the first bomb may have saved them from the second. He was sick for a long time. His hair fell out. He had fevers and infections. But he recovered. He went back to work, raised a family, and lived a normal life for decades. He rarely talked about it publicly. Hundreds of people are believed to have lived through both bombings. But in 2009, the Japanese government officially recognized Yamaguchi as a survivor of both, the only person ever formally given that status. Late in life he finally started speaking out against nuclear weapons. He even addressed the United Nations. He died in 2010 at the age of 93. He was hit by the only two atomic bombs ever used in war. And he outlived the century they were dropped in.
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a bride just gifted her husband a $12,000 GPU. and they say romance is dead.
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Sun Microsystems, circa 2006. Research engineer: We strongly believe that the future of data centers is containerization. Marketing department: Got you, fam: – at Manhattan, NY
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Good one @golang! Kudos!! 😏 #404
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Every browser rewrite starts as a weekend project. Netscape rewrote theirs from scratch and that's how we got here.
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