Cemetery tour guide. Stand-up comedian. IG: devroberts. she/her
Raleigh, NC
Joined March 2009
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posting these in remembrance of @tinylilbaby1 because i would like you all to know how special and creative and beautiful she was. we will miss you dearly ❤️
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You CAN make r*** jokes! You just have to actually be funny ! I am screaming yelling howling at this @fatstevebuscemi
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Cat people who prefer cats are mostly normal about it. Dog people who hate cats have a VENDETTA against cats. It’s like a cat killed their entire family
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I think we've been more than fair. We've given Emma Thompson 28 peaceful years to live her life. It's time she gives us another Austen adaptation. Now.
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another gorgeous day of having a 3rd grader's understanding of what money is and what people do with it
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When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.
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Jackass really had the right idea. Because nothing I, or any comedian, ever writes on purpose will be as funny as this kind of shit:
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every time I feel bad about how I look in an iPhone photo I remind myself what these cameras do to my girl the moon
