It's giving youtu.be/HNtz05bhI1k

i showed you toe beans please respond

Found this on Facebook marketplace. Imagine that this guy is a serious Sour Patch Kid collector. You buy it. It exchanges hands. You make unbreakable eye contact. You put it in your mouth and swallow. You don't even enjoy the flavor. You say nothing. You ignore him. You leave.

howdy im the sheriff of kubernetes

@Lixxia @epic9x #KubeCon #kubecon2019

I shit you not: These exist, and they are at the market downstairs from my apartment.

Gotta go fast, 9S? #nier #PS4share store.playstation.com/#!/en-…

Yoko Taro, you're weird. #nier #PS4share store.playstation.com/#!/en-…

I think OS X autocomplete is finally starting to understand me.

Also here's a picture of my cat. I'm aware he's a (cute) fatass.

@DBAReactions When you get to tell your Oracle rep there's no need to renew licenses since you've ditched them. xitter.cf/devonnulled/status/542…