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Joined February 2008
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if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated
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#WhitePrivilege – at Rosemead, CA
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And here's everything coming full circle with Jay Z dribbling the game ball from Kobe's last game. Rest in peace, Bean.
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Just about an hour ago, police officers shove man in Niagara Square to the ground (WARNING: Graphic). Video from: @MikeDesmondWBFO
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i'm happy when the lady is smiling at it, fam is proud of me, friends got beaucoup chips, company is doing numbers and i'm taking trips.
I need an Instagram filter for my life
There is nothing more attractive than someone with a positive attitude who is able to see the good even when things are tough.
Arcade Fire winning should be motivation and inspiration for all independent artists. They won the biggest award doing THEM.
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You can overthrow a country now with your phone. How cool is that?-Ralph Cirella thought on a friday night
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Steven Seagal looks like he hasn't left the shooting range. Those aren't ray bans homie.
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HOF class of 2011: Richard Dent, Marshall Faulk, Chris Hanburger, Les Richter, Ed Sabol, Deion Sanders, Shannon Sharpe
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Done drilling heading back to yyc tmrw am, stoked for sat night with the fam @desus @heartzilla & @AlanaDykler for the @UFC fights!!
Estimated actual bandwidth cost for ISPs = 3 cents/GB. Top Rogers overage charge for exceeding cap = $5/GB http://bit.ly/hU35ik
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try getting IN the plane first RT @Atrak I'm sitting on a plane tryna take off. RT @JustBlaze: What's up with lightning and snow
Rozay Treats! http://twitpic.com/3tpsxg
I'm not sure we, as a society, spend enough time making fun of Sasha Vujacic's hairnet.
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I'm telling you! Next time u see me in the club! I'm doing the Raji alllll night long!