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desus

@desus

Placeholder for witty saying. Please check back soon. Sincerely, Management.

Joined February 2008
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if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated
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#WhitePrivilege – at Rosemead, CA
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And here's everything coming full circle with Jay Z dribbling the game ball from Kobe's last game. Rest in peace, Bean.
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Just about an hour ago, police officers shove man in Niagara Square to the ground (WARNING: Graphic). Video from: @MikeDesmondWBFO
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i'm happy when the lady is smiling at it, fam is proud of me, friends got beaucoup chips, company is doing numbers and i'm taking trips.
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@heartzilla for example this hack mattmontag.com/smasher/
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@heartzilla @beniJohnson music + tech = GOOD things m.readwriteweb.com/archives/…
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@heartzilla Might be hope for RIM. m.crackberry.com/exclusive-f…
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@heartzilla what's good? You in TO?
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@heartzilla says "Tebow had his 4th Quarter in the 2nd" @beetrnl @jasonwajung @slalji @albertaking
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@heartzilla melkam gena
I need an Instagram filter for my life
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@heartzilla says "Real niggas share apple pie together." #watchthethrone @beetrnl @slalji @darknes47
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@heartzilla @jasonwajung @beetrnl @slalji haha. you going innnnn right now or you recapping the weekend?
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@heartzilla @AlanaDykler @jasonwajung good times instagr.am/p/F-wNw/
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@heartzilla @jasonwajung 2dopeboyz.com/2011/03/09/fat… .... Slime Rothstein
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@heartzilla didn't know you were in Pegcity. Just left you a VM which you can disregard
“@AlanTheChemist: Justin Beiber looks like a lesbian. your daughter is in love with him. Do the math.” hahahahaha
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